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Oct 3rd, 2002 | 07:45 AM

Angela

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Just posted Need Cabo Hotel Help and still have more questions about Cabo. Is there a dress code when eating out in hotels or town. What is the drink/ food price range? (Boyfriend is a beer guy(not draft)and I like some mixed drinks; margaritas) Should you drink bottled water only? I heard tipping is added to hotel bill. If so, do you still tip? Thanks again

Oct 3rd, 2002 | 08:16 AM

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Hi, Angela! Unless you consider wearing a t-shirt with your shorts to be a dress code, the answer is no. Cabo is very laid back, especially in downtown proper. Some of the larger resorts up the corridor may have dress codes for their fancier restaurants, but everywhere in town is come as you are. Dress however you wish. You'll see a few people wearing jeans or pants, but the majority will be in tank tops and shorts, with sandals. Food can be relatively pricey, particularly in the well-known restaurants on the main drag. For a real taste of Cabo, go off the beaten path, or ask a local where they go for good food. There are many open-air barbecue-style joints a stone's throw away from downtown, that you would not even know were there. To be safe, figure on spending about $30.00 per meal (except dinner) for the two of you. Dinner will likely be more, but always guess high, as opposed to low - that way you won't overspend your budget. Water in Cabo is spring-fed, but that doesn't mean you should drink from the tap everywhere. Many of the pipes are old and corroded, but in your resort, you can drink from the tap. In town, we generally get bottled, or stick with soda or mixed drinks. Don't bother bringing bottled water in, unless you don't mind the added weight. If you want to buy bottled water in Cabo, don't go to the Gringo Grocery in the center of town - all the prices are jacked sky-high. Ask a local where they do their grocery shopping, and go there instead. Most bars in Cabo have nearly all-day Happy Hours, where drinks are two-for-one; especially Margaritas. The Office on Medano beach is a fun place to hang out in the afternoon, and their mango margaritas kick butt. Some hotels include tips in the price you paid, but we still tip, anyway, though not quite as much; if we're at a resort where it's included, I usually still leave about $3.00 per day for the maid, and about .50 to 1.00 per drink to the waitress/bartender, and about 15% on a meal tab. Check with your hotel to find out if tips are added to the overall bill. In special cases, where we ask someone for a special service, or to go above and beyond normal service, we tip accordingly; same as in the US. American dollars are FINE to tip with; you don't need to switch over to pesos. -M

Oct 3rd, 2002 | 08:01 PM

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Love was in the Air and oh I had so Much Flair Turning thirty-five I was glad I was alive Feeling seventeen I was caught up in A dream Those handsome Mexican guys all giving me the eyes Love was in the Air I could Smell it eveywhere Love was in the Air I could Smell it Everywhere In Cabo I had arrived Oh I was glad I was alive Yes I was turning twenty-seven and fallen into Tweetie Twat Heaven Love was everywhere I could smell it the air I Met my Romeo in a bar Called Octopussy Row He came sliding on over giving me the eyes I ordered I sloe Gin He gave a great big Grin Then he served me a Mickey Finn and later did me in We humped and bumped all night long Aye Yi Yi YI Yi That guy could really turn me on Aye Yi YI YI YI I had stars in my eyes I was glad to be alive Oh what a fool was I He whispered in my ears all the words I love to hear "Without me he was lonely I was his one and only We were going to live in Cabo happily ever after making music,love and laughter" aye Yi Yi YI Yi Love was in the Air I could smell it everywhere Then came the day I Had to go away He promised he would be faithful and silly me I was so grateful I worked so hard each day I put my pennies away Then I sent him all my money He was building a home me oh my darlin Honey Everyday I got a new Email I was living in a fairytale "How I miss you my dear How I wish You were here I am waiting faithfully When you get here you will See It is only you and Me" Love was in the Air I could smell it everywhere It was just a little over a year I packed up all my gear put it it all in one big suitcase back to Cabo I did race I hadn't given up the chase Love was in the Air I could smell it everywhere I was going to live the Cabo happily ever after of making music, love and laughter When I arrived I found my Romeo living in A Dive He had spent all of my money on his four kids and a wife he called Honey Love was no where not even in The Air oh no no no no I got the Big Blowover He was in Love with Daisy Clover He met her the other night at Octopussy Row she had a wallet full of dough he said sorry "I have to go" He was just a gigolo Now I am a Cabo Cinderella Passed over by all the fellas They used to send me Roses Now they Hold Their Noses They no longer want to Chinga With a smelly Little Gringa I sit in a Bar called Nowhere pulling out my hair drowning my despair sifting thru love's ashes scratching my hives and rashes You should see me now I have put on 80 pounds I have done all the rounds been laid by every guy in town Once Love was in the air I could smell it everywhere aye yi yi yi yi Now love has gone away oh no no no no it may return another day Maybe love will come back tommorrow When I have some money he can borrow Once Love was in the Air I could smell it everywhere I had stars in my eyes oh what a fool was I ay yi yi yi

Oct 3rd, 2002 | 08:10 PM

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To be sung to "If I only Had a Brain" We are the Cabo Dumptys .. The boys no longer wanna Humpty .. we are in Paradise Lost and oh at what a cost ... we are the hand me downs... we've been passed all around ..when the machos see us coming they all start a runnin ..they say they've had enough they call us smelly stuff Once we were the Belle of Balls Desired by them all.. but unlike Cinderella who knew when to leave .... we didn't want to go ... we stayed on in old Cabo.....we wanted to catch a man WE got ourselves an occupation ... hanging out on the dusty streets ... the tourists we beg and entreat to attend a Timeshare Presentation WE were told that to be a Timeshare OPC is every gringa's Dream .... little did we know how things down here work ... like silly Do Do's were we to be be taken in by the Jerks.. Like Birds of a Feather us Dumptys flock together you can find us at any ladies night where they servin up free beer.. maybe another day you can buy us a round of cheer... we have to sit outside as ladies we no longer qualify... We wanna Catch a man We sit around with our noses in the air pretending we don't care acting like we have flair when we are churning up inside we have been put aside Every day we face more rejection and deep down we live in fear and dejection It is a hard life down here and in a short time us dears all look older than our years We patrol in the bars each night doing what we call drivebys .. But those Machos blow us over and go chase the Daisy Clovers.. They have wallets full of dough you should see those jigalos go We get so darn jealous when we get passed over by all the fellas we end up in a big fight .. us dumptys are not very bright ... The bouncers pick us off the floor then toss us out the barroom door... Bye Bye Cabo Dumptys the boys no longer wanna to Humpty..... we wanna Catch a man We have done all the rounds.. we are the hand me downs.. packing on the pounds.. we've been passed around...it is time we gotta out of town We are the Cabo Dumptys the boys no longer wanna Humpty.. when the Macho see us comin they all start a runnin ..they say we smelly stuff and that they've had enough......We wanna Catch a Man but look how fast they ran....

Oct 3rd, 2002 | 08:18 PM

Gigolos

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DUMP THE VIAGRA I am just a gigolo everywhere I go I am a Happy HO HO down in Old Cabo I am the local star I work the town's Bar My Lines are the Best My aprons are well pressed I give the girls the eyes Then tell them all my lies I whisper in their ears the words they like to hear Then I shift the gears I am just a Happy HO HO everywhere I go Just a gigolo down in Old Cabo Can you spare a little Cash We will have a Party Bash Snort a little Blow I'll give you a good throw I will pay you back tommorrow Oh! how I love to borrow I am just a gigolo A Happy Ho HO everywhere I go down in Old Cabo When you go away I will write you everyday I promise I won't get laid Just make sure I keep getting Paid I tell you the words you need to hear "How much I miss you my dear Wish you were here You are my one and only Without you I am so lonely" I am just a Happy HO HO everywhere I go Just a gigolo down in Old Cabo I work the local Bar I am the town's star My aprons are well pressed I"ll whisper in your ears All my lies you love to hear Then I'll hit you up for cash we'll have a party bash Can you gals guess What I do BEST! I am just a gigolo every where I go a happy Ho HO down in Old Cabo

Oct 3rd, 2002 | 08:33 PM

Ma Help SoS

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They call me Doodly Squat Cuz I always have the trots Flim Flam is my game Bullshit is my middlename I fly around Cabo Town in a spiffy white car The top is always down I think I am a star I believe I will go far I am very easy to reach My office is Medano Beach I like to put on the airs The wind blowing thru my blond hair I live a life of no cares Jus try to get you into Timeshare Don't Call my name out loud I am no down here as a fraud I give out business advice Back home I am being sought by the vice Someone of whom you should be careful I will try and hawk you a land deal special I hang out with the Humdingers A gang of Gringo Dingers They call us the Cabo Lice we have paid off the local vice We are on a permanent vacation Flim Flam is our occupation Anyone with common sense wouldn't lend us two cents Come on down I'll show you around We spin the town in my car with the top down Its on a yearly lease from a company I have fleeced Oh a tourist with cash I am happy to greet I have so many deals and people for you to meet They call me Doodly Squat I always got the trots

Oct 4th, 2002 | 10:13 PM

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Madame Zorrita's Soirees - I know of a very special place... Where Ladies where only silk and Lace.. A sniff of Pure Lines .... a happy Face It's called Zorria"s Soiree...{in the background castanettes} OLE It is just three steps off the Main DRAG.. Come on Mister do not Lag.... It is time to play and be gay.. don't fret {Castanettes}.... At Zorrita's Soiree {castanettes} OLE No matter where you go in Old Cabo on every street corner all you meet is Cheap Tranvestites and tired old worn out old HOs (more castanettes}... You even find them working out of Octupussy Row oh no no no no no and the bar next door you will be on the floor they want you to score oh oh oh oh oh oh oh no But in that Special Place I did suggest It will be end of a life long quest You will meet your Queen...ay yi yi yi yi and you will find..la la la la luvvv....(castanettes} In Zorritas's Soiree OLE {Castanettes} Discretions is Madame Zee's Motto... once you are there... you will feel like you have won the lotto..... ay yi yi yi yi yi o worries...no real cares....hurray Zorrita's Soiree (Castanettes}OLE In Old Cabo there is no place like it to go ...ay yi yi yi yi yi yi.. it is where you will meet Marilyn Monroe and her good friend Jean Harlow...{castenettes}}la la la la la luv luv luv luv Go on in relax for awhile... I guarantee you will leave with a smile... ay yi yi yi{castanettes} They are Cabo's Finest QUEENS..{castanettes}..Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya a gentleman's dream you will leave a king A song, a dance, and Romance... take a chance a glance a prance ascend those curvy stairs... {castanettes} but.. be..a..Ware..... you will never want to go..... you will stay forever in Old Cabo.... At Zorrita's Soiree...OLE {Castanettes}

Cabo help again

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