Freaky Friday Rants & Raves 7/16

Jul 17th, 2004, 05:58 PM
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Ok, Scarlett, this one's for you and Kal.
A stanger rides into town, it's deserted.. He stops in the bar and asks where is everyone. The man says every one is at home getting ready for the dance tonight in the barn. But you must have a date;all the woman are taken but it's ok to take a pig. So the stanger mounts his horse rides to the outskirts and finds a cute one lying in the mud. So he takes her to his hotel above the bar, washes her and goes to the dance with her tucked under his arm. As soon as he is spotted, all goes to helll, shreaks people leaving the barn. He spots the bartender running out and grabs him. "hey", he asks, "You said it was ok to bring a pig.?" The bartender says as he tears himself away, "Ya, But that's the Sherif's girl you brought."
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Jul 17th, 2004, 06:05 PM
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Blondes....ya gotta love 'em!

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy efficient kinds. But this week I got a call from the
contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.

Boy, oh boy, did we go around! Just because I'm blonde, doesn't mean
that I am automatically stupid.

So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast talking sales guy had
told me last year...that in one year, the windows would pay for

There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I
haven't heard back. Guess I won that stupid argument.
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Jul 17th, 2004, 06:12 PM
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Meetshare: Looks like we had a similar problem with our kitties.

Four years ago, upon returning home from 5 days in Phoenix and Tucson, I discovered that one of our "inside" cats was missing. It took me a whole week of walking and driving the neighborhood to find him. How? I had bright red index cards printed with "Lost Cat" and his description. I started walking the streets, taping them to doors. An hour-and-a-half after I started, a man called, one block over and one block down, saying that my kitty had been staying with them for over a week. Rushing over in relief, I walked up their driveway to the sound of "Meeow-wow" and the sight of my cat eyeballing me from on top of the refrigerator in their garage. I guess kitty just wanted a vacation too!

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