Singapore Airlines has requested that folks occupying the private double bed suites NOT to have sex en route during the 12-15 hour flights

Though the rooms are private and offer unlimited Champagne, etc. the airline has written customer with the plea not to have sex because the rooms are not noise proof so 'for your fellow passengers' no sex please.

But for the would be hopefuls of joining the mile high club this could be too much a temptation.

another option:

a no intercourse section on the plane?

But Singapore Airlines is just one airline. Wait until the other airlines get delivery. That's what competition is for -- let's not forget the Virgin Atlantic has bought several A-380's, and Richard Branson is no prude.

We've been over this recently including the option for Larry Craig Republicnas to have sex but only if it starts out in the airplane's rest rooms.

or maybe Branson will sell seats next to the private cabins to voyeurs, or in this case, listeneurs?

And Branson good stock his Mates condom machines in the lavs?

Larry Craig will be in Heaven, literally.

Virgin has pushed back its delivery schedule. Your next hope will be the Ralph Fiennes suites on QF, which come with its own hooker/FA.

"Virgin Atlantic has bought several A-380's"

If passengers had sex on this airline, it would have to change its name.

Branson has publicly said he's installing casinos on these planes.

So, as he puts it with his characteristic elegance, "you've got two ways of getting lucky"

Did he also say you've also got two ways to lose even more money?

The "suites" do not have high walls on Singapore Airlines. Do other airlines have different plans?

It seems, seriously, that the pilots can as well hear the 'noise' from these compartments.

I'll bear it in mind ;-)

Muck

Not everybody is noisy, you know. Did you people learn all of your sex antics and vocals exclusively from porno movies?

SLightly off topice I am shocked to see ads for the airbus all over the BBC homepage this evening. Is nothing sacred???

kerouac
Do you star in them or just watch???

;-)


Muck