Ode to Bangkok Hotels Part 2
#21
Joined: Mar 2003
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With Kathie's post, I beg to differ
Although his verse is so much stiffer
Competition is not the sought goal
We merely seek to lighten the soul*.
*Please note that while the singular is employed, this certainly encompasses the plural.
Although his verse is so much stiffer
Competition is not the sought goal
We merely seek to lighten the soul*.
*Please note that while the singular is employed, this certainly encompasses the plural.
#23
Joined: Jan 2003
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As I sit here staring at my computer screen,
my mind concocts devlish scenes.
I simply did it for the laughs.
I simply strapped on a roleplay shaft.
The tap tap tap of well worn keys.
My mojo brought them to their knees.
I stayed to fight my frightful foes!
I bested all the online hoes.
I did not falter, I did not sway.
I did not succumb to their font driven brays
You slag, you slags! Leave me be.
I'll bash all online heresy!
I'll bash them with my wit and charm
I'll send those hicks back to the farms
Charm and wit and wordy craft.
Now suck my mighty roleplay shaft!
my mind concocts devlish scenes.
I simply did it for the laughs.
I simply strapped on a roleplay shaft.
The tap tap tap of well worn keys.
My mojo brought them to their knees.
I stayed to fight my frightful foes!
I bested all the online hoes.
I did not falter, I did not sway.
I did not succumb to their font driven brays
You slag, you slags! Leave me be.
I'll bash all online heresy!
I'll bash them with my wit and charm
I'll send those hicks back to the farms
Charm and wit and wordy craft.
Now suck my mighty roleplay shaft!
#25
Joined: Mar 2003
Posts: 6,664
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My Olive branch was forsaken
So the battle's undertaken.
I notice that he's quite daft
The Monkey God upon a raft.
But, I'll admit that he's funny
Perhaps, he's really God of Bunny.
Cause through the haze of drink and drugs
The most comedic is our Bugs.
So the battle's undertaken.
I notice that he's quite daft
The Monkey God upon a raft.
But, I'll admit that he's funny
Perhaps, he's really God of Bunny.
Cause through the haze of drink and drugs
The most comedic is our Bugs.
#27
Joined: Mar 2003
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He must be tired. He rhymed sleep with sleep. The earlier stuff was really good. I can say this now that it's late in BKK, he's gone.
BTW, BillT's stuff was also top notch. I do note that there's something about the doggerel form that leads easily to scorn and ridicule. Let's blame Ogden Nash.
BTW, BillT's stuff was also top notch. I do note that there's something about the doggerel form that leads easily to scorn and ridicule. Let's blame Ogden Nash.
#29
Joined: Aug 2007
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Some of us must be out of touch
But, this forum is for travel and such
Not for personals or thinly-veiled porn;
Many readers view this with scorn.
What started as clever now causes distress.
Please, share your comments in a personal address.
But, this forum is for travel and such
Not for personals or thinly-veiled porn;
Many readers view this with scorn.
What started as clever now causes distress.
Please, share your comments in a personal address.



