If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would he chuck?

mikemo,

what exactly is your point?

Friends, this is such a funny thread, let's not let it go bad and get deleted, please.

I am a scientologist, and I've heard Tom and Katie welcome all into their religious sect. In that case, can someone give me their address? I need a nice place to take the little wife for our anniversary.

I am taking the mule train to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. Do I need reservations for the meal car?

We have a baby but we want to travel some anyway. Naturally we keep things extraordinarily clean around our child.

We will be vacationing in California next week. Would you please give me a list of the restaurants in California that sterilize their high chairs? And since we will be there next week, please be quick about it.

NEED YOUR HELP!!! We want to teach our 2 toddlers to swim and are frantically planning a last minute trip to the Everglades. Do they rent water wings down there or should we bring our own??

Do I need a driver's license to rent a donkey in Tijuana?

AIRPLANE NEWBIES--ADVICE NEEDED!!! We're a young couple who have never flown before. We have only one concern. Has anyone actually used their seat cushion as a flotation device?? How did it work??

We have soft water in our area. I am so tired of it. Shampoo doesn't wash out well, detergent foams up fast in the washing machine, etc.

I hear Iran has a brand new heavy water plant so I'm interested in relocating there.

I'd like to know which subdivisions in Arak also have the best schools for little Newt and the twins? And also, please tell me why you think that's such a good neighborhood. Plus, what kind of grades are YOUR kids making there?

Oh, and, does the high school have a good football team? Little Newt is pee wee now, but he's showing signs of being a top draft pick in the future.

Should I check my pump or do you think they'll let me carry it on?

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Would you hike with a donkey?


Oh...I'm always so slow on this...this question has just been asked too. Drats!!

How do I get rid of that awful looking conehead at the bottom of my screen?

Ride off into Monument Valley.

In reguard to the pump.
Does "half of America really own one?"

Is OJ still looking for the real killer?

LLinda,
When last I heard OJ was looking for the real killer of JonBenet!

I just flew to Fresno, and I have never been so insulted in my life! The airport marked all my luggage "FAT." I realize I am overweight, but I have never heard of such things.

This must be some of that profiling going on now. Has this happened to anyone else?

I've seen it marked "heavy" but if someone marked mine that way, I'd punch em.

We're taking a family vacation in Saudi Arabia. Is it OK to breast-feed in public?