Its not a knee. The woman is talking to a little cone head.

Is there a good reason why my kids can't kick the seat back in front of them on a long plane trip - it keeps them occupied - must be some TSA rule.

Does anyone know if the airlines will be selling nail polish on their planes during the flight? I really enjoy giving myself a manicure and pedicure while flying (it really helps kill the time and than I look so fab when I arrive at my destination) and am so stressed out about not being able to bring nail polish aboard the plane.

Do I need a passport for Puerto Rico or will my birth certificate and drivers license suffice?

Do I need a passport for New Mexico?

Are the editors still watching us very, very closely?

Is the finger still hovering?

Oops, sorry. I bet that one has been asked.

I'm traveling to the Louvre this spring. Is there a nearby "pub" where I can purchase a 40 oz. micro brew to have with my bladder infection meds?

I'd like to find a hotel guaranteed to have mold. I've changed how I feel about it.

Are tourists the stupidest species on the planet, or do they just act that way?

Can someone tell me where I can find a unique strip mall?

Must I speak French in France and can I wear Teevas and a thong in cathedrals?

1. Why do people post (and respond to) inane non-travel threads (like this one) that are against Fodor's TOS?

2. Why do the Fodor's editors tolerate same?

Sorry, Gek, those questions have been asked before. ;-)

Where can I find ethnic white bread?

Gekko who???

Where can I find Frederick in Hollywood?

What is Victoria's Secret?

Do you think public waxing is offensive?

Flossing in first class- yay or nay?

Who is Franco?

Oh...yeah...that one was asked already.

Is Gekko Franco?

Do you have mail, Starrs? Oh, yes, I think you do!