How many swimsuits shall I pack for my vacation at NorthBeach in San Francisco?

Will a seatbelt be necessary for Willy and the twins?

How do I reserve an airline seat next to a small child on my flight to Italy?

Know any good hotels in Tijuana?

Can I carry a stick of dynamite in my check-in luggage?

[Nutjob on a flight to Newark did that today! ! Geez.]

"I feel like I know all of you so well. I bet we could be good friends.
Would it be possible for our family to stay with you when we visit Ca/Hi/Ak/ and other states in the middle?"

What can I do to get those really perky flight attendants in a bad mood? I think that would be fun.

Which city jails are the nicest -- we are a young couple on a budget but would still like something nice. I've read enough on this board to expect a small room, but I'm hoping to find something that's reasonably clean, friendly staff, not too many tourists, good bologna sandwiches (we've been hooked on these ever since our first visit several years ago!).

Is there a tour where I can try my luck with a Bazooka and drive a Bradley tank? I saw a guy do it in San Diego once and I think I'd enjoy it too. Mill A. Terry

Why aren't the Flight Attendants fawning over me any more?!?! (distressed icon here - sorry folks, I can't do emoticons).

Other than,

Why can't I stay at the Ice Hotel in Quebec in August?

Quick, I need the name of a hotel that rents rooms by the hour. If it has a bar, that's even better. Continental Breakfast not needed.

I am looking for a hotel that serves a continental lunch, can you help me out?

*Can I place my child in the overhead compartmnet in lieu of purchasing an extra seat?

How many sex partners did you have at your favorite Club Med resort??

It's our honeymoon and we want an unforgetable dinner. Which restaurant do you recommend for food poisoning??

Will there be a strip tease funeral in China while we are there??

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I won't even ask how you find this stuff, OO! ;-)

Who paid for Sen Obama's trip home to Kenya?
M

"Now that Pluto isn't a planet can I get a refund for my air fare?"

Do you really want this scenario in November?
Potential Chairmen:
Judiciary: John Conyers, NY
Financial Services (Banking): Barney Frank, MA
Ways and Means (Tax writing): Charles B. Rangel, NY
Energy and Commerce: John D. Dingel, MI
Government Reform: Henry Waxman, CA
A really scary outcome with which even the DEMS are seriously concerned.
So, the question is: will you vote for a dem rep in Nov?
M