Search

The Anti-Tourist

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 06:34 AM
  #1  
Original Poster
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 26,710
Likes: 0
The Anti-Tourist

In keeping with a companion topic what would a NY'er do, that a tourist may not necessarily do?

Wait patiently behind someone who was fumbling with his MertroCard or ATM card
Wait for the light to change
Take the Hop On bus
Eat at Carmine's, Ellen's, or Tavern on the Green
Aduchamp1 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 06:35 AM
  #2  
Original Poster
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 26,710
Likes: 0
Sorry for not editing the introductory sentence correctly.
Aduchamp1 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 06:59 AM
  #3  
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,305
Likes: 0
Good thread, Aduchamp1.
My contributions:
*Gawk at the Naked Cowboy
*Play 3-card monte
*Get up at 4 a.m. to get a good spot for the Today show
HowardR is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 07:44 AM
  #4  
 
Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 4,935
Likes: 0
Go anywhere near Union Sq.
SAnParis2 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 07:49 AM
  #5  
 
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 1,255
Likes: 0
Worry about what they are wearing makes them look like a tourist.

Stand on sidewalk and meekly raise finger to hail a cab.

Complain loudly about prices.

Take a carriage ride through Central Park.

Stroll through Tiffany's with H/M shopping bags and ask salesman, "How much does that diamond ring go for, Bud?"

Go to FAO Shwartz and ask where the giant piano keyboard from "Big" is.

Eat at Lindy's or Rosie O'Grady's because their cousin ate there on a trip to NYC in 1972 and said they were great places.

Stand on E. 59th St and ask everyone who walks by if they know where Hard Rock Cafe is.

Fat Lady
Proenza_Preschooler is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 08:25 AM
  #6  
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 6,425
Likes: 0
Keep em coming, these are hillarious.
annesherrod is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 08:27 AM
  #7  
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 57,886
Likes: 0
Stand still in the center of the sidewalk looking up

Try to walk 3 or 4 abreast

Go anywhere near Madame Tussaud's (unless under the age of 12)

Eat at a chain restaurant (not fast food - but the mall chains)

Make a dinner reservation for 5 in the afternoon, or eat dinner at 5 in the afternoon

Stand IN a line

Identify a subway line by color

Call 6th Ave the Avenue of the Americas

Ask what restaurants serve dinner late when you want to eat at 9pm

Wear shoes that you can't walk a mile in (unless with evening wear)
nytraveler is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 08:35 AM
  #8  
Original Poster
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 26,710
Likes: 0
Go to How-stin Street

Think a Sara Lee Bagel is better than anything they have eaten here

Say on the subway, "We're like sardines in here." or at Grand Central Station, "This place is like Grand Central Station."

Try to visit the Bastille. (Sorry, wrong city.)
Aduchamp1 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 08:42 AM
  #9  
 
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 26,243
Likes: 0
Go to How-stin Street

OK, I'm pretty NY savvy, having grown up there and visited since many many times. But I don't get this one. Isn't "How-stin" the correct pronunciation?
sf7307 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 08:51 AM
  #10  
Original Poster
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 26,710
Likes: 0
My idiocy. That is the NY pronounciation.

You-ston is the wrong one.

I was just evicted from my apartment for that one.
Aduchamp1 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 09:01 AM
  #11  
 
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 26,243
Likes: 0
OK, I feel better now.
sf7307 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 09:05 AM
  #12  
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,305
Likes: 0
Refer to Rockefeller Center as Rock Center
HowardR is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 09:12 AM
  #13  
mdn
15 Anniversary
 
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 363
Likes: 0
Anyone wearing the original blue Levi's jeans with sneakers.
mdn is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 09:26 AM
  #14  
 
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 26,243
Likes: 0
Refer to Rockefeller Center as Rock Center

Sorry, I don't agree with this one. Even the owner (Tishman Speyer) refers to it as Rock Center.
sf7307 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 09:37 AM
  #15  
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,305
Likes: 0
Then, I guess the owner of Tishman Speyer is a tourist!
Real New Yorkers never say Rock Center, any more than they say UES, UWS, LES, LWS, TS. etc., etc., etc.
HowardR is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 09:42 AM
  #16  
 
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 26,243
Likes: 0
Howard, I would certainly understand if you refused to call Rockefeller Center "RC"
sf7307 is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 10:10 AM
  #17  
ita
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 925
Likes: 0
I can't think of anything more delightful than being a tourist in NYC and doing touristy things. I saw the architects of the renovated Alice Tully Hall on Charlie Rose. I hope I can get a chance to see it. Would or could I walk by on the way from Central Park W. to the Palace Theatre?
ita is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 11:07 AM
  #18  
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 4,178
Likes: 0
ita - why not? Walk over to B'way and 65th. Continue down B'way to the Palace.
Centralparkgirl is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 11:12 AM
  #19  
 
Joined: May 2007
Posts: 4,178
Likes: 0
(off topic - Aduchamp1 - ate at the Orchard - very good)
Centralparkgirl is offline  
Old Apr 1st, 2009 | 11:16 AM
  #20  
 
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 8,305
Likes: 0
sf7307, guess I'm just an old fashioned guy! To me, saying "Rock Center" reeks of what I call "trendy phoniness".....or is it "phony trendiness"? (I never know which way sounds "right"!)
At least, it sounds like you agree with me about the use of initials instead of the "full" versions.
HowardR is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement -