Frozen and then defrosted and served by fawning FAs.

sistahlou, Belgian flourless cake is fine but I especially love having my cake while the baker and his staff kneel at my feet.

love, Scarlett, pinkie held high...

...served by a bulter with white gloves no doubt...while the other butler fans you with a palm frond, perhaps?

Kal,



-Bill

tuscanlifeedit,
Maybe people just forget that lots of money only makes them rich. It doesn't make them any of the other things that they were hoping wealth would bring.
I feel a little sad for TravelTess.

Last time a flight attendant fawned on me she told me, "You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position".

I immediately zipped it up!

A good friend and her partner retired as FAs with top seniority. They only flew the Paris or Munich route - unless they wanted to go somewhere else. Believe me, those "fawning" FAs have LOTS of stories to tell. Travel divas beware - you are the source of quite a lot of cocktail and dinner party stories - and yes, the butt of many jokes. Good manners go a long way in this world - even in First Class.

Funny, bear!

I don't want or expect anyone to fawn on me. FA's treat me well because I'm courteous to them. I am happy to be treated well because I am a nice person and not because I have to pay people to treat me with respect.

Scarlett...is that a pinky or are you just happy to see me? :-"

I heard most FAs really enjoy "crop dusting" the 1st class section. amp;

Kal the Partyin' "Prole Polloi"

"Prole Polloi"
Kal, you've just coined a great phrase!

Ahh, Dsquared, if you'd know Kal, you'd know it should be "Parole Polloi"

Missed a leter Kal

Maybe "Prole Polloi Eloi" has a better ring to it?
Kal "HG Orwell" Kahuna

I became increasingly concerned yesterday when my fawning FA offered me a dry martini with a ticking olive and a swivel stick.

Congratulations, fellow RN Cheryl! Have a great trip, and enjopyarrival into my easy-to-navigate hometown airport.

Re: SWA, its CEO Herb Kelleher made a point of hiring Vietnam vets long before it was "politically correct" and has supported veterans' projects since.

Google "Southwest Airlines humor" for some good laughs prior to your flight.