Saturday!

Warning: Rant Well In Advance of Friday:

We're taking Skip to school and leaving him on my birthday!

This is a kid who is so wonderful I am already mad at his future wife for taking him for granted. sniff, sniff.

Awww, Kal! That's so sweet!

Ohhh, k! That's so sad!

The answer to the question is "1", but you have to get through 142 posts offering input, criticism, flames and support before you are allowed to change the d*(m thing!

Don't forget the uber-suspicious folk who research your past posts to find out if you are just trolling for info on lightbulbs.

or the spykids wannabees who detect nefarious undertones to your lightbulb query and quote chapter and verse from secret CIA documents to prove that what you're doing could be interpreted at best as subversive, and at worst as a terrorist threat.