I know this has nothing to do with travel but it's good for a few laughs - Enjoy!

THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] NEWS HEADLINES OF 2003
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
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Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
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Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
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War Dims Hope for Peace
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
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Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
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Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
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Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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And the winner is....
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Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

very funny!!

Thanks for the laugh!

BTW, AAFF, just read your trip report. That was great!

I just love the thought of all those gigantic doctors suing a hospital.

"I know this has nothing to do with travel" ....

You singlehandedly point out what is wrong with the Fodors forums.

Hey, thanks! I enjoyed "How much should I tip the Pilot", and these are funny too. I say any of these posts are okay, much better than the mean spirited posters attacking others' grammar or innocent queries.. keep the humor coming. We can all use the laughs

Jetset1 - no one cares what you (or I) want. It's about what's on topic and for or against the rules. The post is reported to the editors and it'll probably be about an hour or two before it's history.

Gee sneezey, buy some Airborne and mellow out. No need to worry about things, unless you have the role of Fodor's editor. Hostility won't win many debates here, btw.

P.S. At first glance, the hair removal post may not have seemed apropo either, but just think of the improved aesthetics at the beach, pool, etc,lol. Plus, it garnered about 40 replies. The "tipping the pilot" post had well over 150 as well. I don't think Fodor's gets too worked up over these harmless ones. Civility is still a nice thing to practice in 2004.

Ok, how about - I enjoy buying local newspapers as I travel and looking for amusing headlines. I bet these headlines come from many interesting and far away places.

There. Now it's travel related.

Funny stuff AA. Thanks for posting them.

Nothing I like more then a good giggle in the middle of the night. Since hubby is sleeping guess this will do.

LOL

AAFrequentFlyer, do you have a reference for this? Newspaper article or something? Hubby likes to include funny comments in his business speeches. Thanks!

No, can't help you there. A friend actually e-mailed this to me. (Actua) could have different meanings. Sorry!

But I do have a great site for some weird stories.

www.newsoftheweird.com

Thanks much. I just read some more of those funny headlines last week- too bad I threw the magazine away.