I was in Oslo 2 weeks ago, and we went to a bar called VICE. It was this really special 80s nightclub situated in Downtown Oslo. Kind of exclusive, it tried to capture the glitz and glamour of the 80s; with neonlights, dancers, checkboard-illuminated dancefloor and cocktaildrinks. It also seemed to be the favorite partyspot of Oslos trendiest and most beautiful bunch; as there were a lot of near-models there. Only bad thing was that you had to know somebody to get in tho! It has a website at www.VICE.no

Near models?

Whatta hoot post!

This might be an ad!

Agreed - since Stormen has never posted before.

which is why its a hoot!

If there are a lot of "near-models", I wonder if there are also lots of "near-rock stars", "near-beautiful" people, or "near-important" people who go there.
I guess we all now can use Stormen's name to get in, since you have to know somebody.
I can't believe this is an ad. Who'd advertise a place and say "it tried to capture the glitz and glamour of the 80's" -- I take it that remark was telling us that it also failed to do so.

who are the idiots here - Stormen for posten a non-brainer, or us for replying..
i guess i shouldn't have replied..
why did i?

Obviously the title works to attract readers...amazing what one word will do isn't it?

Are there far models?

Near model of what? Propriety?

Gilbert and Sullivan revisited: I am the very near-model of a modern major general....

Gee, I'm having fun wasting time with this one....