luna

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't.

soccr

Translated from the Russian: Work is not like a bear: it will not run away into the forest.<BR><BR>(It's an interesting cultural &quot;Rorshach&quot; test to see what people think that actually means.)

EnglishOne

Some more travel related:<BR><BR>Don't expect to eat something fancy when you're flying because it's plane food. <BR><BR>If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack don't yell out Hi Jack! <BR><BR>If you stumble over a good price for a vacation you will have a good trip. <BR><BR>Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine<BR><BR>I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

ET

Some days you're the bug, other days you're the windshield.<BR><BR>There are only two ways to argue with a woman - neither works.

Travelermebe

My Dad's favorite:<BR><BR>You have to be smarter than the knob to get past the door.

kricket

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.<BR><BR>When my ship comes in, with my luck I'll be at the airport.<BR><BR>To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer.

Beatchick

Ira, I'm not sure, but it's something my kids quote:<BR><BR> &quot;2 wrongs don't make a right, but 2 Wrights make an airplane, and 3 rights make a left!&quot;. : D<BR><BR>And you're right, you just actually end up somewhere behind you, dependent upon the length travelled before each right. But if you go almost trapezoidal, you could make a left eventually.

Clifton

If I could get others to walk just one mile in my shoes... I'd have to walk a mile barefoot to get them back.<BR><BR>And I'm convinced I would go better with Parmasan.