I've got my Fodors and the money, so I'm going to france. I plan to stay at bed and breakfasts and where ever I can. I am a massur and that's about all the french I know.

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Well, it's a wonderful country, Monsieur Masseur.<BR><BR>By the time you come back, I'll bet you'll know a lot more French!

That would be... masseur!<BR><BR>sorry I couldn't resist &amp; it IS in the English language dictionary :-0

Do you go to France to give backrubs?

Don't go to France they are part of the Axis of Naive!

Uncle;<BR>Your mindless invective is positively<BR>ridiculous. <BR><BR>lomack;<BR>Go and enjoy not knowing French will not get in your way.<BR>Have a great adventure and drink a cognac for me!

Can't we have a hint of your itinerary? Since we're making requests, have an onion soup for me in Paris, a crepe with the works in Brittany, a slice of onion pie in Alsace, and a salade Nicoise down south. Thanks. I get a rush just thinking about it. Bon Voyage. J

so I spelled it wrong I'm not a good spiller, but maybe i should be more spicific: Dose anyone know where any massage schools or fencing schools anything kool around france. The places I really have my heart set on going is paris and Grasse.

Drink wine, forget about school and don't sweat the spelling. I got by for nearly three weeks in Paris with only about 10 words of French. Carry a phrase book and always politely ask in French parle vous anglis (proabaly spelled incorrectly) If they say no pull out the phrase book and you will find they can speak english. They would rather speak (in their own opinion) poor English rather that have you butcher their language from a phrase book &lt;grin&gt; Remember not all americans support the upcoming confrontation just as not all French support their non participation.<BR>Have fun!

I remember reading about a fencing school in Paris but can't remenber where. I suggest you do some research on google.

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