Funniest Thing Heard Someone Say While Traveling Anywhere
Aug 19th, 2009, 11:48 AM
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I might have told this story at one time, but -
We were driving back into the US from Canada with my late FIL. He was born in Poland and although he grew up and married in Cuba and had been in the US for many years, he never lost his Polish accent.
At the border, the border guard asked us where we were born. I sunk beneath the steering wheel when FIL answered in his heavy accent "I am borrun from Brooklyn."
We were driving back into the US from Canada with my late FIL. He was born in Poland and although he grew up and married in Cuba and had been in the US for many years, he never lost his Polish accent.
At the border, the border guard asked us where we were born. I sunk beneath the steering wheel when FIL answered in his heavy accent "I am borrun from Brooklyn."
Aug 19th, 2009, 01:27 PM
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This was heard by about 200 passengers on a cruise we were on several years ago:
One night, in the lounge before the regular entertainment began, the cruise director was playing the Newlywed Game with four couples.
One question asked was: "where is the most unusual place you've ever had sex?"
When it was time for one young female contestant to respond, she looked very serious for a few seconds and then blurted out proudly:
"In the butt!"
One night, in the lounge before the regular entertainment began, the cruise director was playing the Newlywed Game with four couples.
One question asked was: "where is the most unusual place you've ever had sex?"
When it was time for one young female contestant to respond, she looked very serious for a few seconds and then blurted out proudly:
"In the butt!"
Aug 19th, 2009, 02:53 PM
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On an evening flight with Ryanair from Shannon (Ireland) to Malaga (Spain), there were three ladies (sort of) sitting in their best track suits and with a year's supply of Tayto crisps in the row next to mine.
They kept discussing whether the plane would land in time to go for drinks to "Madrid".
At first I thought that it might be a bar or club in or around Malaga or Torremolinos. But when they consulted me on this issue it became clear that they had indeed been talking about the Spanish capital (only a "few" kilometers North of Malaga).
Once they had swallowed that new bit of geography, one of them explained: "Well, we've only been to Majorca and Gran Canary before, but never to Spain."
They kept discussing whether the plane would land in time to go for drinks to "Madrid".
At first I thought that it might be a bar or club in or around Malaga or Torremolinos. But when they consulted me on this issue it became clear that they had indeed been talking about the Spanish capital (only a "few" kilometers North of Malaga).
Once they had swallowed that new bit of geography, one of them explained: "Well, we've only been to Majorca and Gran Canary before, but never to Spain."
