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Mar 26th, 2002, 09:49 AM

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Rosemarie oldie/goodie

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TO Dayle Now my Aunt Sallie TOLD me that she made it up....do you mean she lied ?!!"" I am so disillusioned !

Mar 30th, 2002, 05:35 PM

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Rosemarie the righteous

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I am sorry. I know that my "Passengers will pleae refrain..." posting is NOT a limerick but thought it worth a mention. It amused us as childeren on long train rides.(Remember nice trains in the USA with white tablecloths on the dining car tables?) Now for the edification of SOME of those posting on this thread.... when doing a limerick think pun and tempo TEMPO/METER line 1...9 beats line 2 ...9 beats line 3 ...5 beats line 4 ...6 beats line 5....9 beats SOME allowences may be made and it is often top drawer to use the traditional opening such as : There once was a _ _ _ _ _ P S "The young man from Siberia whose knowledge of sex etc" is a real oldie but goodie

Mar 30th, 2002, 05:38 PM

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MaryC

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Yes, it really was time to bring this out, shake it and air it out and put a fresh face on it. Thank goodness!!

Mar 30th, 2002, 08:54 PM

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ttt

Apr 1st, 2002, 05:43 PM

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Rosemarie the righteous

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There once was a big train collision Should this be a cause of derision? A pink-suited Gypsy Got my Mother tipsy And now Mom is locked up in prison!

Apr 1st, 2002, 05:53 PM

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Rosemarie the less righteous

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Oh I am SORRY ...that last one is not very good. Best not to rush creativity..I am unworthy... unworthy ....strike me from the Pompous Ass Club

Apr 4th, 2002, 10:46 AM

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mmmmOPE

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^^ bumping up.

Jul 4th, 2002, 08:16 AM

#108

Here

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TTT

Jul 4th, 2002, 08:31 AM

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CWilliamfla

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On the beach an aged Canadian male His legs plump, hairy and pale He adjusted his thong It was ever so wrong In Florida too common a tale...

Jul 4th, 2002, 08:43 AM

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there once was a woman from dover to ireland she drove for some clover i thought this was fun but now its quite dumb and than goodness this limerick's over

Jul 4th, 2002, 09:27 AM

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Jul 5th, 2002, 06:36 PM

#112

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Jul 6th, 2002, 08:11 AM

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Laura

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My white Nikes are on my feet With my loud voice, I'm ready to greet My best suit in pink I don't need a shrink I'm just an American Treat

Jul 9th, 2002, 08:47 PM

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CWilliam

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There once was a man named Rick Steves Whose gospel everyone believes Although he's not gay He appears that way Travel omniscience he surely achieves

Jul 11th, 2002, 03:39 PM

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goofy

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Never Never Again Land In France there is nowhere better to be Than the majestic world of Euro Disney As he lit up a cigarette we met Mickey Mouse, who scoffed at the sneakers on me & my spouse. Poor Donald Duck seemed to be M.I.A., but the duck a l'orange was the special of the day... Cinderella, Snow White & Rappunzel were there, she was released from her tower by her long armpit hair. The seven dwarves had no place to go, so they settled for a slot on the Springer show. They say it's a small world after all, I guess that's why here I've been feeling so tall! Fromage, escargot & lots of pate, did more than just keep the doctor away... So if you like Disney & you want to go, take the drive & head south to Orlando!!

Jul 11th, 2002, 06:44 PM

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There was a young lady from Brussels Who ate naught but pommes frites and mussels. Washed it down with beer And the young men did cheer, They all like a woman who guzzles.