Flying can be so stressful today. First the body scanner. Will my scan end up on the Internet. Then, remembering the water bottle; it must be empty when going through security. The computer. It must be out of the case. Everything must be out of my pockets. Where does the boarding pass go. On US flights I guess I need to hold on to it but on European flights it should be in my backpack. Did I remember to put all of my 3 ounce liquids in a bag and take them out of my backpack?

Does anyone have a list of airports that have a recombobulation area? Is Milwaukee the only airport that offers this?

http://www.consumerist.com/2008/11/a...milwaukee.html

That's cute. However, I'd prefer the Recombobulation Bar.

I forgot to take off my shoes!

It's comforting to know that airports haven't completely lost their sense of humor.

MKE is my home airport, and that sign always gives us a giggle. I haven't seen it anywhere else, but there are more places I haven't been than places I've been.

That's why there are bars in airports.