Brett

I am looking forward to spending some if not all the summer at beach resorts. I am wondering which hotels offer free rooms in exchange for hanging out at the pool and mingling with guests?

I am good looking and work out frequently enough to have a six pack abs. I have a professionally whitened smile and can speak in sentences longer than six words. I have just a tad bit of ego but am good natured and funny.

Which resort areas does this occur most commonly and do hotels try and out do each other (could I negotiate with one hotel versus another?). Should I go through hotel manager to arrange this.

If they would pay my airfare that would be great but would it be too much to ask considering I have never done this before?

Thanks for any help you can provide.

hardehar

Brett,
I would look for hotels where well-dressed wealthy homosexuals hang out.
I'm sure they would be more than willing to pay for your room if you were to serve as their "butt pirate" for the entire stay.

Nick Nack

How available is this and how do they select who gets free rooms? Do you have to be model good looks and submit your picture, etc?

Troll

Brett = Troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Handy

Troll? Maybe but not entirely convinced of it. I know they have programs on cruise ships for men to be escorts (not sexual) but to dance with old ladies and keep them laughing about your old stories. I think the trade off is a free cruise for these guys.

Could this be similar--though I haven't heard of it?

Sherman

Has anyone else heard of this and where do I sign up?

RAE

I'm sure if you spend enough time at certain locations on Fire Island, you'll get some offers. Of course, they'll probably make you spend the summer wearing a "banana hammock", but hey, at least you'll stay for free.

TinkyWinky

Hey Brett I am sure if you approach some rich old gay guy and tell him you will have sex with him you will get all the free rooms you want....

Cat

I think you'll find many hotels willing to pay you to stay away.

funghi

oooooo Brett...I am looking for someone like you! Where have you been all my life? I would love to put you up for free at my resort, and even give you a car to tool around town with. My resort is in Key West...its called The Brown Eye...look me up!

BeachBoi

Contact ClubMed.They have 3 locations loaded with guys and gals--Sandpiper,and ColumbusIsle and Paradies Island in the Bahamas.RitzCarlton also has several beach side resorts.