NotMe

Driving in the US

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: PHILADELPHIA

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: IOWA, but driving in CALIFORNIA

7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: NEW YORK

8. One hand on 12 oz Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE

9. One hand on wheel, one hand holding a beer, hunting rifle mounted in rear window, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS

10. Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA

11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

12. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: ARKANSAS

wemr

One hand on the wheel and a wife looking at the map trying to figure out how many days to the next town over population 15: NORTH DAKOTA.

Love you ND.

gocats2002

Love this. I'd modify #8 Seattle.

I'd add one foot on accelerator. Other foot on brake.

I never wished I were back in a car with a stick and hand brake until I hit the hills at the red lights in Seattle. Even my automatic rolls backwards if I take my foot off the brake!

hauntedheadnc

Both hands on wheel, feet working brakes and accelerator somewhat normally, but wearing sunglasses apparently tinted with roofing tar, also with small rat-sized dog barking loudly and at a high enough pitch to pulverize crystal, completely oblivious to the fact that you are driving a Winnebago large enough to affect tides the wrong way up a one street, or are perhaps driving the wrong way up I-26, I-40, or I-240, or are going the wrong way up or down the off-ramp: FLORIDA but driving in ASHEVILLE, NC.

carolinagirl

I love the asheville one...i lived in boone/blowing rock for six years:

One hand on the wheel, one foot on the gas, one foot on the brake, one hand holding the anti-nausea meds from having to alternate between the gas and the brakeOONE, driving to BLOWING ROCK behind someone from FLORIDA during LEAF SEASON.