hheeheh at least you THINK it was two fat fingers........

....or maybe just one FAT, er uh, finger? Ok, just had to kid on that one, but seriously ladies--jewelry, cosmetics and H&B stuff go WITH you on the plane. Jewelry for the obvious reasons (if they're scoopin' out cream, well, you know where the jewelry is going) and the H&B/cosmetics are with you in case of lost luggage, emergencies, delays, etc....

Wow. This explains a mystery I have not wanted to admit to anybody.

As I awaited to board the plane, I thought I saw Tammy Fae Baker. I could not help myself stare at her well made-up face.

I told my co-workers I was travelling with to look in First Class, as we walked to our coach seats, for someone famous.

Well, they never saw Tammy Fae Baker, althought I swear she was on the flight.

After we landed, I tried to find her just to prove I was not nuts.

Now, with the make-up compression theory, it all makes sense.

Just outside the arrival gate a few autograph seekers gathered around a passenger on my flight. I always thought it was her.

The make-up on her face must have compressed so much that after she landed she drew a crowd of autograph seekers. It was Willie Nelson, or so the crowd thought. The pressure of the fight must have radically altered her cheeks and eyes.

Thanks Arabella. Now one mystery is over.