Adding to the Muffin Moment, please don't fart on the plane.

Shae, of course muffin is on drugs. Isn't everyone?

the pee pose ensures buns and thighs of steel so you look good in the leather pants.

Dreamer2's story brings to mind an adventure that happened to a friend of mine when she took GasX thinking that it would keep her from being socially, shall we say, unacceptable. However, the purpose of GasX is to prevent big gas bubbles from hurting you because you are unable to pass them. It aids the process rather than stopping it.
Oh, heck, it's a long story - you had to be there. (Good thing we weren't, actually.)
Muffin - don't give your dog GasX, is all I can suggest.

TxTravelPro : The brain fart which allowed the contradiction in your #7 and #9 must be from lack of use of your beano from your pillfold. Break the seal, sweetie. Bottoms up!!

I am now picturing a large balding guy with hair on his back, hunched over a computer keyboard, typing away at his "muffin chronicles"...now and then stopping to relieve his build up of gas, scratch a moment and then back to giggling over his postings.
Tomorrow morning he will be back in his shiny suit and selling Saturns! not driving one

rex skidmore, muffin won't be wearing a blacktie though, will she?

Go Travel:
I wasn't deciding IF he/she was on drugs...just which kind or which combination. We all may benefit from a little trip to muffinland

Message: >>I am now picturing a large balding guy with hair on his back, hunched over a computer keyboard, typing away at his "muffin chronicles"...now and then stopping to relieve his build up of gas, scratch a moment and then back to giggling over his postings.<<

Scarlett, you forgot the beer belly, cheap stogie and the holey tank top t-shirt... ;-)

Lee Ann

I personally picture Muffin as a mid life Mrs. Thurston Howell III.

These threads crack me up!Clearly Muffin has alot more time on her hands to come up with these than most of us. I still can;t wait to see Muffin start a photo link,especially 10 minutes after arrival in Aruba with the leather pants on....Make sure you get a few other tourist's expressions in the shot!

My muffins visions: Robin Williams, Bird Cage...Dustin Hoffman, Tootsie.....Mel Gibson, What Women Want.....you get the picture.

Surely muffin is most like Dame Edna, in oh so many ways?

That's it!!! Marilyn, I have that same image of muffin

*smooch*, possums!

"Special plane tips from Muffin", eh? Methinks Muffin rides the special bus to transgender school.

Besides the fact that her posts remind me of ThinGorjus on the Euro board, I picture her as Reese Witherspoon in Legally Blonde

Flying High Again.

Slow night Rex?

Muffin has a true understanding of living....if everyone was like Muffin there would be no anger in tis world....I completely understand Muffin and think it's refreshing to see someome else that understands the how important it is to look good, smell good, feel good and to have all appreciate all the nice pretty comfy things around us,

Muffin is pink fluffy clouds...the person you want to sit next to on a plane.

Hey Muffin..I need a good book to read for a long flight. What would you recommend?

I just love this one.

Shouldn't this thread be moved to the airline forum?

oh how I miss muffin.

where is that post of muffin's about wearing leather pants on the airplane. a classic.