Sea Lice
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Sea lice are little orange bugs that get in your hair while swimming along shallow waters in Florida. They attach to your hair, won't let go and lay eggs. They're caused by school aged children sharing combs and showers and towels on crowded beaches. They gravitate toward people of northern European ancestry and those who voted for Al Gore. They're most bothersome along the shores of Dade County Florida. Beware the dreaded 'hanging lice', 'pregnant lice' and 'dimpled lice'.


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