I'm sitting around in my underwear depressed because I have to go back to work tomorrow.

My wife is not home from work so there is nothing for me to eat until she gets home.

I was going to exercise but the dog is sleeping in the exercise room and I don't want to wake him up.

I used the last of the metimucial today and it is too hot to go out to the store.

I walked to the mailbox today so it wasn't a completely wasted day.

I was wondering if there was any new action on the "travel the world or have children post"

I'm thinking about getting my clothes ready for work tomorrow morning.

El_Swainer your post is up there on the loservillometer!

matnikstym is up there also because she counted her posts AND she's going frog gigging tonight!

I'm back up at the top because I invented the word 'loservillometer'.

GT Drop me lower on the loservillometer.

I am now shreading documents that have been building up for a couple of months instead of doing it on my next days off, ok?

You're off the charts dude!

El S can't you take those docs to work and dump them in the confidential bin? Way easier than shredding.

GT I don't belong up with the top 3. I have been also burning a Barry Manilo cd for my wife (her request). And when it got finished I sit on the couch and listen to each song to make sure there are not skips or bleeps in the song. This is important, right?

I can't take the docs to work. They spy on everything we do. The dog woke up! I am off to exercise!

It was too hot here today to do much. We got a new ceiling fan at Home Depot for the bedroom because the old one made a ticking noise that DH couldn't hear but which kept me awake at night. On the way home we bought a new wand for the Kirby, since I broke the old one, using the floor wand on the rug instead of putting on the powerhead.

Spent awhile watching a wren build a nest in a birdhouse I got more for decoration than rental, then went to Walmart for bulbs for the fan light.

The day's highlight was having a strawberry daquiri. At least tonight, the fan won't keep me up!

Go Travel~ does it make me an even bigger loser being that I'm a male?

The informercials got me p.o.'d. I looked up the colon cleanse one...... only to find out that the guy is in big trouble with the FDA. Parasites in your intestine aren't as bad as he makes them sound....who knew????

If you buy one of those large rubber exercise balls, you will look like a model in 3 weeks. Really!

Well, I'm going to have to pass on the loserville trophy to someone more deserving. My SIL did and I did end up going out for dinner right in my own neighborhood. I got out of the house, so I think I'm disqualified.

We had some wine with dinner and, quite frankly, when I came home I thought to myself "screw the kitchen floor." Maybe I'll wash it, and maybe I won't.

Five more weeks until vacation. Five weeks. Only five more weeks. Did I mention five weeks?

No, not a bigger loser, just a little denser!



LOL!

Hey, BG? Do you have a trip planned anytime soon? If so, when are you going?

I can't figure out this damn camera.

Evidently, I can record video clips.

I'm supposed to format the memory card and I think I did but the camera isn't showing that it is formatted.

The kitties are tired of having their picture taken and are now hiding under the bed. The big losers.

What camera did you get GoT?

Samsung Digimax 500 5.1 megapixels.

I have no idea what the above means.

STW....ROAD TRIP...to Woods Hole, Cape Cod, July 29th!

After almost 15 years of working part time (raising my kid), I'll be returning FT by the end of summer. I'm already spending the extra money in my head thinking about possible future trips. My husband is getting mad at me already. Too bad!!!

If you INSIST on sending me a prize, just address it to me, BuffaloGirl, Buffalo, NY. I'll get it.

GoT.....we have the dill pickle chips here (I'm not nuts about them, though). But, you can drive over to Canada (well, at least I can), and buy ketchup flavored Lays. I don't like those either. But thought I'd share. If you want some, I'll get them for you!

btw- she's up to 35 posts now! almost 25%...come on darkness, I've got to get out and get me some frogs!

Hello, Fellow Saturday Night Losers! What a happy bunch we are ...for Losers! GoTravel: Just grab that favorite golf skirt out of the laundry basket,( careful...don't spill the Pinot Noir on it!), throw it in the dryer for a couple of minutes & your are all set for that golf tournament tomorrow!
BuffaloGirl: you made me laugh so hard I had tears streaming down my face. Colon Cleansing? Maybe you & El Swainer shd get together...he's all upset b/c he has no Metamucil.
I'm a Definite Loser Tonight.....I'm sitting here eating a huge bowl of mashed potatoes(with butter), washing it down w/ Chardonnay & asking my dear sweet cat to stay away from my Chardonnay...he's a real wino....sticks his cute little face right in the glass if I turn my back!( where's that camera??) I don't know what it is w/ the mashed potatoes lately but I am addicted to them...I boil 3 or 4 huge potatoes & mash them(quartered.... if you other losers want my "special recipe" let me know). I am busting out of my "little" black capris from all of the mashed potatoes with butter. Especially the right side...my right thigh is definitely sticking out more than my left thigh.... Loser looks down @ thighs in black capris & groans...ugh...where did THAT come from??? Should I have Liposuction? Imagine The Doc going..."Weird...it has the consistency of mashed potatoes..."... Speaking of fashion,(black capris) I was watching "What Not To Wear" @ 3:30 this morning...when I went to bed @ 4:00AM the birds were already chirping! Anyway...my "clock" is all messed up....
I think that I shd get "The Biggest Loser Award"...Loservillometer...a Perfect Ten!

Hello you darlin losers, you!
It was a gorgeous day and hot! so we lolled on the terrace with coffee til it got too warm then went to a Fab movie (Clean with Nick Nolte, Maggie Cheung, see it!!) then came home and lolled some more. Dinner was Henrys Tavern. hic~
It is 8:00 pm, and I am going back out when it gets dark, so I guess I will not be attaining loser status this Saturday night.

I've finished off the pinot noir and now I'm taking pictures of my pedicure with my phone and emailing them to Mr.GoTravel.

Did someone say mashed potatoes?

wow, the golf skirt is microfiber and will melt in the dryer!

I took it in the shower with me and washed it with shampoo. It's out on the deck drying!