Check it again

As I'm the "poster boy" for sun induced skin cancer, I get there early and steal all the "Umbrellas", but I am physically present!
My black hair, black eye lady friend(s) substitute when I retire from the mid day broils.
M

Isn't it about time for everyone to wander back to the pool to actually sit in the chairs they claimed at 7am?

Oh how I only wish, GracieB!

My tact is to eye a chair - if no sign of activity for 30-60 minutes, then discretely remove towel and any evidence of occupation. Move chair slightly and set up residence. Only one time has someone returned to claim "their" chair - and a dumbfounded, innocent and somewhat confused response avoids a fight.

mikemo: Who gave your lady friend(s) a black eye???