Pretend You are Elin: What Would You Do Now?
Dec 5th, 2009, 01:38 PM
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But, you know, LV, you might be right.
And, I can't stop laughing about Nike's slogan "Just do it!"
No wonder they won't drop him!( But I also like Jesper's interpretation: "Just Don't do it!")
And, I can't stop laughing about Nike's slogan "Just do it!"
No wonder they won't drop him!( But I also like Jesper's interpretation: "Just Don't do it!")
Dec 5th, 2009, 01:43 PM
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Ok...now we need to create a "golf sex addict" show starring Tiger Woods & his women.
Any suggestions for a title? Golf has so many double entendres that it should not be too difficult.
Any suggestions for a title? Golf has so many double entendres that it should not be too difficult.
Dec 5th, 2009, 01:54 PM
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Amateur analyst (and truster of my instincts) that I am, I can't help thinking that sex for Tiger Woods is not so much about sexuality as it is about domination, competition, conquest. He doesn't impress me as a guy who is really interested in other people. Obviously, that is total conjecture on my part, but wtf.
Dec 5th, 2009, 03:15 PM
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>>j999_9 on Dec 4, 09 at 7:03am
>>But, can you imagine the damage Tiger would have inflicted on Elin if their roles were reversed.>
j999_9, I didn't go back and re-read all that went before my comment, but I do remember it was a discussion of whether Tiger would have been arrested or whatever if he had done to Elin was she is SUPPOSED to have done....beat him with the golf club, etc.
I was merely pointing out that IF Tiger had been the aggressor, I don't think Elin would have ended up with just scratches, and so he would likely have been arrested. That's all.
>>But, can you imagine the damage Tiger would have inflicted on Elin if their roles were reversed.>
j999_9, I didn't go back and re-read all that went before my comment, but I do remember it was a discussion of whether Tiger would have been arrested or whatever if he had done to Elin was she is SUPPOSED to have done....beat him with the golf club, etc.
I was merely pointing out that IF Tiger had been the aggressor, I don't think Elin would have ended up with just scratches, and so he would likely have been arrested. That's all.
Dec 5th, 2009, 04:23 PM
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That's good, Cold, but I know you can do better....balls, putters, shafts, heads, woods, down the middle, aces, holes, 3-peat, Grand Slam, dogleg, hook, lie, undulating ( I love that one, Johnny Miller), rough....
Dec 5th, 2009, 04:39 PM
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He's officially a Mimbo now.
Honestly, he strikes me as a lonely, insecure man, isolated from reality and friendship by his wealth and fame. Sort of into Michael Jackson territory. It sounds as though he needs to feel some control by being able to have women at his beck and call. In his world, money is the answer to everything, isn't it? It can buy him a beautiful intelligent wife. It can buy him all the privacy he can find, outside of a tournament. It can buy sexual services of easy women, and it can buy their silence. When he needs absolution, money can buy the veneer of charity and respectability.
Sadly, money can't buy joy and spiritual peace.
Honestly, he strikes me as a lonely, insecure man, isolated from reality and friendship by his wealth and fame. Sort of into Michael Jackson territory. It sounds as though he needs to feel some control by being able to have women at his beck and call. In his world, money is the answer to everything, isn't it? It can buy him a beautiful intelligent wife. It can buy him all the privacy he can find, outside of a tournament. It can buy sexual services of easy women, and it can buy their silence. When he needs absolution, money can buy the veneer of charity and respectability.
Sadly, money can't buy joy and spiritual peace.
Dec 5th, 2009, 04:47 PM
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Place, sad as it may be, I know successful men who are just like Tiger Woods in their insatiable need for "other women". They are the hugely successful doctors, lawyers & "businessmen". They do not appear to be devoid of joy. Spiritual peace? Most of them aren't that deep. It has always struck me as incongruous that these men who are so intellectually rich can be so emotionally bankrupt.
Dec 5th, 2009, 05:10 PM
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>>>colduphere on Dec 5, 09 at 4:44pm
When I take Ambien I fall asleep. Maybe I have slept through great sex.
Placename on Dec 5, 09 at 4:53pm
I have taken Ambien on a long trans-continental flight.
I sure don't remember much.
When I take Ambien I fall asleep. Maybe I have slept through great sex.
Placename on Dec 5, 09 at 4:53pm
I have taken Ambien on a long trans-continental flight.
I sure don't remember much.
Dec 5th, 2009, 06:14 PM
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Dec 5th, 2009, 08:02 PM
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All of "his women" look alike: Big hair, long,dark hair, prominent cheekbones, aquiline nose (except Ms. Grubbs who looks as if she has had a "nose job".) Interesting. But, he marries a blonde who does not look like any of "his women". Calling all behavioral analysis profilers!
