SpeedBuggy

I keep waiting for P_M to address all these important questions . . . like what about people with all those body tags? With my luck, I'd get the one person next to me that had each of the things I've asked about! LoL

They make break the bank buying barf bags for these flights. ;-)

BUT then again, they could book them as A Dieter's Dream Flight - quick weight loss.

pat

would you have to check your prosthetic leg and just hop on the plane?

FainaAgain

LOL Pat

If I put massage lotion all over my nude body, will this be a reason to take me off the plane as no lotions are allowed?

SAnParis

Now I want to sit by Faina...

P_M

I want to sit by Kal!! I've heard that Mrs. Kal is a very happy lady, if ya know what I mean.

It was a very busy day at work and I barely had time to post this on the sly, that's why I'm just now coming back to the board. I'll address as many issues as I can.

I can see how hot drinks could pose a problem, but if you are male, you are probably more afraid of ice water spilling into your lap. The shrink factor can be brutal.

Faina, if you put that much lotion on, it will be very hard not to slide out of your seat.

Colostomy bags, ewww, that's not someone I want to sit by. Should babies wear diapers?....hmmm....I think babies should be checked with the luggage in which case they can keep on their diapers.

Turning the overheads into sleeping lofts, now there's an idea!! But let's only have one person per loft, otherwise membership to the mile high club will skyrocket.

Thanks for the link to Naked Air. In a few short years, we shall all look back on Naked Air as the pioneers of improved airline security and safety. And that's the naked truth.

Happy Naked Travels to all!!

emd

This post gets the for the best titled post ever on this board. Better title than my prior favorite, "Utah Quickie"

Kal

Hahahaha...as long as the person in front doesn't lean their seat back or it's one of those planes that are so darn cold I'm safe!

Will Mrs Kal and I only need reserve one seat and pray for turbulance?

annesherrod

Ewwwww. I opened up the link for Naked Air. I hope there were heavy duty seat covers.
I hate to say it, but there were some very funky body shapes... Ick.

Hope I dont have nightmares!

P_M

OK, I finally got the nerve to open the Naked Air web site. I've always said that the people who are most into nudism are the ones you least want to see in the nude. This web site is proof.

I hope there's not some sort of spyware out there that knows I visited this page, therefore I will clean out the cookies on my computer after logging off. That is, if I don't toss my cookies first. amp;

Dreamer2

But what will we do with our "Light Days?"

P_M

Oh no....I never thought of that.

Let's just say if you are traveling on a "light day," you must sit in the row with the people with ostomy bags.

SpeedBuggy

GGRRROOOOOSSSS!!!! NOT the Light Days again!

SpeedBuggy

And while I'm on the topic of gross things, check out http://www.grossology.org/

Your kids/grandkids, and old farts like me, will love it. There's even a recipe for fake snot. Now who wouldn't love to whip up a batch of that?!

Annabel

OMG I just looked at Naked Air. Only 1 problem I think I saw a "crack" in the fusalage.
I think it's the only airline still handing out "penus"

Just when you thought you have seen it all.

I am however going to give my personal trainer a big hug and I will never complain about doing squats ever again!