Ok I can see that many people are asking and requesting for this information on how to travel while looking glittery and happy. I will focus on all people and help streamline the process of your glittering travel.

1. Select suitable outfit for morning of travel plus plenty of eye catching makeup. I do suggest selecting an outfit that is appropriate in temp. for the region. For example it would be hugely goofy to wear say a snowsuit to Miami or hot pants to Alaska in January. I also suggest wearing lots of makeup for your traveling so you are sticking out and all can behold your stunning glittering.

2. Set your alarm early so you can wash and do hair with care. Nothing starts a trip into something less than desirable than oversleeping. Not only will you look rumpled but you will feel grumpy.

3. Listen to jazzy music, but, make sure you don't start yelling the music out and get kicked off your plane this is especially important if listening to swears in music. Make sure you have glittering scarf also and pack a robe. Wear loads of bangle bracelets though so not to startle flight crew when hopping out of the bathroom to stretch your sexy legs. Try to make two trips per 30 minutes to bathroom for light pea and makeup check.

4. Upon landing smile very loudly and praise the higher good for getting you there while looking so upscale. Grab small carry on and proceed to luggage check where you get your many brightly colored bags and hum a little. Humming will let people know you are excited to be in your new surroundings. Check makeup and hair in bathroom on occasion during luggage pick up.

5. Finally enjoy your time especially if you are in exotics locations. Change into new outfit pronto to look good and drink something very special.

Kisses and hugs

Thanks for the tips!

Try to make two trips per 30 minutes to bathroom for light pea
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Not everyone brings soup with them on a flight.

The bar boring last night, was it?

What the real muffin wrote was funny. This attempt, by someone whose first language is not english, just falls flat. Silly without the wit.

(I still remember the noise she used to make with her pink leather pants.)

I miss Muffin. This new poster is not Muffin.

How would any of you know the "real" Muffin, even if she banged you on the head?

"Upon landing smile very loudly and praise the higher good for getting you there while looking so upscale."
This is hilarious, and much more welcome here than grumps from the lemon suckers.

Shine, on, muffinn, you crazy diamond!

I think this one is Bran Muffy.

what the heck, I'll go out on a limb and welcome Muffinn, of the two N's comeback variety.

Right on, suze! We will take our entertainment where we can get it

It's worth it for this alone:
"Listen to jazzy music"

Something about that phrase just tickles my funny bone.

LOL