I want to know the "best hotel" and the "best luau" and the "best restaurant" on the "best island". Oh, and please tell me where the "best beach" is and the "best snorkeling" would be?

Kind of good, sort of good, pretty good, won't cut it. I want the "perfect" Hawaii vacation so I must have "the best".

All costs must be "reasonable".

Sure hope you don't smoke.

Initially I was thinking wow no research on anything just wants to be told what's what. Then I see it's YOU!!!! You prankster! Guess this is your way of dealing with the tiresome questions?

OK, you got me, starrsy. LOL!!

If this were for real, I'd say at least you have it narrowed down to one state. Some people post questions like this in the Europe forum and they don't have any ideas yet for which country to visit. The questions is something like, "I'm going to Europe on a budget, where should I go?"

My favorite Hawaii one recently was the poster who didn't care what island they went to as long as the hotel had a breakfast buffet. We all have our priorities I guess.

I can't comment because I'm still a pert.
Once I retire from perting then I can comment.

I hate to do it, but...

Kal what is a pert?

It's what you are before you are an
EX-pert.
R5

....not as bad as a taint but pert near! :-"


I know...I got mail....

#-o

R5

Wow that was a great barrell laugh you just gave me R5 and Kal....R5 - remember the time I sent you a pic of the happy couple in the 80's for
Christmas? Good times indeed! Mahalo for the tummy ache!!!

Ha-HA-HA 'lou ! I better get my new
scanner set up so I can copy it and
post a link. Until then imagine Kal
(however you imagine him) with Elton John's glasses.

R5

They all laffed when I sat down at the piano.....

gee starrs, dat's an e-z Q to answer

the perfect hawaiian vacation can be had on just one island...niihau

niihau has the "best" hotel - the all-natural robinson family treehouse

speaking of natural, the "best" luau is wally's nude luau at the "best" beach - puuwai beach with its most excellent shelling; and nearby lehua rock off niihau's coast is hawaii's "best" snorkel spot

but "best" of all, niihau has hawaii's "best" restaurant...mo bettah than mama's...it's auntiemaria's fish house serving up the ono sistahlou pupus, including the famous kal-ifornikation rolls

niihau even has the "best" cheap grindz like iamq's bbq, where you always have to save room for the "best" treat in all of hawaii...the razzledazzle shave-iceeu2...mo bettah than matsumoto's!!!

aaaahhhh, just daydreamin bout 5-weeks in niihau...my hawaiian heaven

Hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm a little veclempt.....talk amongst yourselves!!!!!!!!!

woohoow Bluefan, that sure wuz one hellofa post....I think I need a cigarette now! Dang, fodors has banned them!

1. The best hotel is definately the Maui Motel 6, you'll see tons of recommendations on here if you do a quick search.
2. I think you may have spelled a word wrong, I'm not familiar with the term "luau"
3. Skip the restaurants, and get the orange chicken at the Costco near the airport, better than anything you'll get at the so-called "restaurants".
4. The perfect beach is that one right near that place where we went to that one time. You know the one I mean, its right by the water.
5. By far the best snorkeling is at the hotel pool, that way there are no fish getting in the way.

I think you'll find all the above prices very reasonable.
Have a wonderful trip, Aloha

Oh no, a typo! So many sorries! Will that be a thousand lashes with .... well, with what? Kal?

bluefan is my hero, but Kal is still my boyfriend and I'2 is still my girlfriend. quot;>

-bill

bill,
wwwhhhaaattt?!?! you dumped martin for kal?!?! don't tell me it was dat whole python thing?!?!