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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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Happy Chanukah, everyone! (a joke)

After a loooong search I finally found a new (at least for me!) joke to tell this year - I like to have a new one for each holiday:

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please."

"What denomination?," says the clerk.

The woman says "Oy vey, my g-d, has it come to this? Okay, give me 6 orthodox, 12 conservative and 32 reform!"
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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 12:31 PM
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Very cute!
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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 12:33 PM
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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 12:59 PM
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LOL
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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 02:05 PM
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Ooooh! Cute!
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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 03:23 PM
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Faina~ your humor during all these overblown p.c. times is great. I say you are a real mensch!
 
Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 05:50 PM
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Hi Faina, I may not be Jewish but I "got" your joke! It is funny! Take care. And Happy Chanukah dear one.
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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 05:59 PM
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This is too funny. I got this joke yesterday. But it was Christmas and it was "For heaven's sake! Has it come to that?!?! I'll take 10 Roman Catholic, 15 Lutherans, 5 Presbyterian and 20 Baptists."

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Old Dec 20th, 2005 | 08:18 PM
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LOL - good one, Faina!

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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 04:22 AM
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Ok, I have to admit that when I read your heading, I thought you meant that "Happy Chanukah everyone" was a joke....could not imagine what polically incorrect thread I was opening.
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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 04:38 AM
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Happy Everything, everybody!!!
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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 04:54 AM
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Happy Chanukah, Faina Again! May you receive much gelt!
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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 05:47 AM
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Happy Chanukah, FainaAgain.

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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 05:57 AM
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=D>
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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 06:40 AM
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Merry Christmaskah to all . .
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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 08:08 AM
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If you think this is funny... wait till Pesach!! (I'll be traveling on Purim)
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Old Dec 21st, 2005 | 11:08 AM
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Celebrates Hanukkah!
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