Happy Chanukah, everyone! (a joke)
 

After a loooong search I finally found a new (at least for me!) joke to tell this year - I like to have a new one for each holiday:

A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Chanukah cards. She says to the clerk "May I have 50 Chanukah stamps please."

"What denomination?," says the clerk.

The woman says "Oy vey, my g-d, has it come to this? Okay, give me 6 orthodox, 12 conservative and 32 reform!"

Very cute!

:-D

LOL :D

Ooooh! Cute!

Faina~ your humor during all these overblown p.c. times is great. I say you are a real mensch!

Hi Faina, I may not be Jewish but I "got" your joke! It is funny! Take care. And Happy Chanukah dear one.

This is too funny. I got this joke yesterday. But it was Christmas and it was "For heaven's sake! Has it come to that?!?! I'll take 10 Roman Catholic, 15 Lutherans, 5 Presbyterian and 20 Baptists."

:-)

LOL - good one, Faina!

Lee Ann

Ok, I have to admit that when I read your heading, I thought you meant that "Happy Chanukah everyone" was a joke....could not imagine what polically incorrect thread I was opening. :-)

Happy Everything, everybody!!!

Happy Chanukah, Faina Again! May you receive much gelt!

Happy Chanukah, FainaAgain.

=D> :-D

Merry Christmaskah to all . .

If you think this is funny... wait till Pesach!! (I'll be traveling on Purim)

Corbett Monica
Celebrates Hanukkah!