Astonishing Things I've Learned Here
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Astonishing Things I've Learned Here
Here are some of the things I've learned.
If you don't want pay $28 for an entree, your only other option is to go to McDonald's.
All Kroger brand food is "inedible."
First-time visitors to San Francisco shouldn't go to Fisherman's Wharf because it is tacky.
If you are unwilling to give waiters 20% for inferior service, you should eat all your meals at home.
The worst seats in a theater are the ones close to the stage.
Have you learned anything at this forum that is contrary to what you previously believed to be true?
If you don't want pay $28 for an entree, your only other option is to go to McDonald's.
All Kroger brand food is "inedible."
First-time visitors to San Francisco shouldn't go to Fisherman's Wharf because it is tacky.
If you are unwilling to give waiters 20% for inferior service, you should eat all your meals at home.
The worst seats in a theater are the ones close to the stage.
Have you learned anything at this forum that is contrary to what you previously believed to be true?
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Don't know about some of your other items, but in many theaters the first couple of rows of seats are bad - you're so low that you sometimes can;t see the back of the stage - and if performers work right at the front of the stage and are singing or enunciating loudly you can be spit on.
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Now, seriously. I shop in Cala Foods often, and Kroger is their generic name. Cheese is bad, really bad taste. As for instant coffee (yes, I use instant, you don't even have to shake my hand!) it's better then Folger's.
I try not to seat in the first few rows for 2 reasons: music is too loud, and the awful makeup is too visible. I enjoy it more sitting somewhere in the middle.
Also sometimes in the first few rows you have to look up and your neck hurts.
I try not to seat in the first few rows for 2 reasons: music is too loud, and the awful makeup is too visible. I enjoy it more sitting somewhere in the middle.
Also sometimes in the first few rows you have to look up and your neck hurts.
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The one & only time I sat in the second row of a theater in NYC was for a performance of a group of very hard-working dancers who at one point all gathered at the front of the stage and suddenly whipped around in a fast circle-- and a sheet of perspiration flew off the stage and enveloped the audience in the first couple of rows. It was ... um ... memorable.
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I just learned that if an elderly person writes books, is capable of penetrating analysis, and travels the world promoting human rights that is evidence that he is "senile." (See the post about JC.)
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