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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 05:04 PM
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Travel Negativity

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"


He said: "Who f****d up your hair?"
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 05:07 PM
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Funny!!! Thanks!!
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 05:35 PM
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Wonderful! Thanks for the laugh! Just today my neighbor asked me why on earth I'd gone to Greece a few weeks ago when "they're having all those strikes and not even picking up the garbage or anything." Amazing how some people get all the facts wrong and don't want you to have a good time while you're away. SIGH.
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 05:51 PM
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That story is just FUNNY!!!
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 07:40 PM
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Lee, that is priceless.
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 07:50 PM
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Love it!!
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 07:50 PM
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Loved it...too funny,thanks for making me laugh!
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Old Jun 27th, 2010 | 11:28 PM
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Nice laugh to start the day - thanks!!
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Old Jun 28th, 2010 | 06:55 PM
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Loved this!

Cousin just returned from a group tour to Peru and had a lovely time, and then asked me if it was safe to go to Greece now... Of course, I mentioned I had perused the online boards and communicated with folks who'd recently been there. Everybody had said they had a great time and that the Greeks were glad to see them as there'd been quite a few cancellations due to the fallout from the media coverage of the unrest this past spring.

Like you, so tired of the negativity.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010 | 08:06 PM
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love it!thanks for posting!
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Old Jun 28th, 2010 | 10:11 PM
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I haven't had a good laugh like this in a long time. And I am still laughing out loud as it type this. Thanx Lee.
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Old Jun 28th, 2010 | 11:25 PM
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Thanks for the laugh. We're booked to visit Greece in August and can't wait. We love Greece.

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Old Jun 29th, 2010 | 02:53 AM
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too true! had a good chuckle on this...
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Old Jun 29th, 2010 | 02:55 AM
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WONDERFUL WONDERFUL story
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Old Jul 4th, 2010 | 06:26 AM
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are u nervous to go to greece?
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Old Jul 4th, 2010 | 07:47 AM
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Very funny! ( Greece next year for us! )
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Old Jul 4th, 2010 | 08:13 AM
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I had to laugh because right now immediately following this thread is a thread entitled "Good hairstylist in Paris?" Haven't read it, but I assume the woman in the above story must now be going to Paris and has decided to abandon her negative stylist at home.
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