Priceline London Hotel Breakfast
Dec 15th, 2005, 03:48 AM
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Sorry in advance, but I couldn't resist this.
Q: What does a 'Priceliner' say after they graduate from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Priceliners head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a Priceliner with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do Priceliner braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you make a Priceliner eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
A Priceliner was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"
The Priceliner replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."
A British Airways employee took a call from a 'Priceliner' asking the question, "How long is the flight from London to New York?" "Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.
Q: What does a 'Priceliner' say after they graduate from college?
A: "Hi, welcome to McDonalds."
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a Priceliners head?
A: A space invader.
Q: What do you call a Priceliner with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do Priceliner braincells die?
A: Alone.
Q: How do you make a Priceliner eyes sparkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
A Priceliner was bragging about her knowledge of world capitals. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of London?"
The Priceliner replies, "Oh, that's easy: L."
A British Airways employee took a call from a 'Priceliner' asking the question, "How long is the flight from London to New York?" "Um, just a minute, if you please," he murmured. Then, as he turned to check the exact flight time, he heard an equally polite, "Thank you," as the phone went dead.
