loritaly, don't feel bad for the repeat, I had never read this and it's great.... thanks !!

Loritaly, many of us are glad you forgot to search and posted this.

Loritaly:

It was a first for me and made my day!

Would love to be in a similar situation to deflate some jerk trying to take the joy out of my travel plans. >

Loritaly, dont worry about it...You made me laugh...

Me too loritaly..I'd never seen or heard it before!

Thank you for changing the word from crappy to shi-ty. It gives it more meaning.

She was bumped from economy to first class?

She got the owner's suite for free?

The Pope said "shitty".

The woman lied. It was a lousy trip, but she didn't want to admit it.

The woman was actually from Tehran and the Pope, not pronouncing it quite right, said "Where'd you get the Shiite hairdo?"

For all the newbees, thanks, a feather in your cap.
There are so many trying to prove more than you know, so many who criticize.
So many so nasty. so many fashionistas,
spelling police but oh so many much more fun and informative posters who enjoy their trips and want to share a new place or restaurant that makes all the "express holes"Quoting a virtual friend)upset when we joke.
Life's a banquet, don't throw up!

Thanks. Like some of the others, I've heard versions of the story before but never tire of it! It's a nice commentary on the human condition.

Hi all,

For a really good, uplifting experience try http://fodors.com/forums/threadselec...p;tid=34433190