xxx

<BR><BR>I'm STILL looking for the United States on the map. No one offered to help me before, so I will ask again: can anyone help me, or even give me a hint? Where do I find the United States? I found a country called the United Arab Emirates. Is it near there?

osam

Where is the US? Perhaps you should ask George W Bush. He is a master in geography, his skills polished from his many trips abroad and being a master at diplomacy. Did you know he was nice enough to wave at Stevie Wonder? Dont believe people who tell you he's a moron. He's more than that.

Caren

xxx - it's the slightly smaller, loo-shaped country under Canada with the bloodstains smeared across it. Can't miss it, really.