Happy Chanukah
I will send him the Chanukah Song and will tell him you said HI~
Dec 14th, 2001, 05:34 PM
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Dear Susan & Lisa (but there's still no Monica),<BR>And Mom you might want to send this one to your son, Adam, also. It's from his CD "Stan and Judy's Kid".<BR><BR><BR>Submitted for your enjoyment:<BR><BR><BR>'The Chanukah Song Part II'<BR><BR>Put on your yarmulke<BR>Its time for Chanukah <BR>So much funnakah<BR>To celebrate Chanukah <BR>Chanukah is the festival of lights <BR>Instead of one day of presents <BR>We get eight crazy nights <BR><BR>When you feel like the only kid in town <BR>Without a Christmas tree <BR>Here's a new list of people who are Jewish <BR>Just like you and me <BR><BR>Winona Ryder, <BR>Drinks Manischewitz wine <BR>Then spins a dreidle with Ralph Lauren & Calvin Klein <BR><BR>Guess who gives and receives <BR>Loads of Chanukah toys <BR>The girls from Veruca Salt and all three Beastie Boys <BR><BR>Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, <BR>Courtney Love is half too <BR>Put them together <BR>What a funky bad a__ Jew <BR><BR>We got Harvey Keitel <BR>And flash dancer Jennifer Beals <BR>Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish <BR>And yes her boobs are real <BR><BR>Put on your yarmulke <BR>Its time for Chanukah <BR>2-time Oscar winning Dustin Hoffmanaka <BR>celebrates Chanukah <BR><BR>O.J. Simpson <BR>Still not a Jew <BR>But guess who is, <BR>The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo <BR><BR>Bob Dylan was born a Jew <BR>Then he wasn't <BR>but now he's back, <BR>Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish <BR>'Cause we're pretty good in the sack. <BR><BR>Guess who got bar-mitzvahed <BR>On the PGA tour <BR>No I'm not talking about Tiger Woods <BR>I'm talkin' about Mr. Happy Gilmore. <BR><BR>So many Jews are in the show biz <BR>Bruce Springsteen isn't <BR>But my mother thinks he is. <BR><BR>Tell the world-amanaka <BR>It's time for Chanukah <BR>It's not pronounced Ch-nakah <BR>The C is silent in Chanukah <BR>So get your hooked on phonica <BR>Get drunk in Tijuanaka <BR>If you really really wannaka <BR>Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah! <BR><BR><BR>
Dec 14th, 2001, 05:42 PM
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Oh Capo!! You do know music, don't you? Jackie Chanukah! That's a good one. But if you refer to the lyrics of the NEW song, you'll note that the "C" is silent. So sorry. Thanks for playin'.<BR>Licht & Book Chick, RE: MC Lyte she's a rapper from Brooklyn from the late '80's thru today. She showed up on Janet Jackson's song/video "You Want This", y'know the one w/ all the girls ridin' around in a convertible? Geez Louise, am I the only one around here who has traded one addiction (music videos) for another (travel forums)?
Dec 14th, 2001, 06:19 PM
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I would substitute "Monica" for "Veronica" to update this ditty.<BR><BR>What do you think the odds are they will sing it on Saturday Night Live this week? I hope I did not miss it last week.<BR><BR>So,<BR><BR>Go tell Monica<BR>To celebrate Chanukah
Dec 15th, 2001, 06:55 AM
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Topping for the 6th night of Chanukah!<BR><BR>"Winona Ryder, <BR>Drinks Manischewitz wine <BR>Then spins a dreidle with Ralph Lauren & Calvin Klein"<BR><BR>Hey did you hear that Winona Ryder was caught shop-lifting @ Saks? If she spins a dreidle with Lauren & Klein why would she need to?<BR><BR><BR><BR>
Dec 15th, 2001, 09:43 AM
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LOVED reading the updated version of the chanukah song!!! many thanks!<BR><BR>and to susan-i can't believe matt lauer made such a big goof!!! but you must tell me what matt said after jerry's reply!!! i am a former today show watcher, now living in london and matt was starting to get on my nerves before we left-but what an idiot! please finish the story! thanks.
Dec 15th, 2001, 11:16 AM
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Adam,my son Adam, teaches 3-6 yr old babies in Japan.They love to learn songs and sing along with him, he has had laryngitis this week and all of the babies think it is fun to whisper~so I can just picture all of these adorable Japenese babies, going home and singing the Chanuka song to their parents :0)
Dec 15th, 2001, 12:52 PM
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Mom, that's so cute! Won't the parents be dumbstruck.<BR>Yes, please Lisa let's here more about that interview. 'Course Jerry probably rendered him speechless.<BR>Susan, I too thought he was a celebrator. If so, what a boob!<BR>And Amy, you're welcome. Happy Chanukah<BR>
Dec 16th, 2001, 05:57 AM
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For all those waiting for Matt Lauer's reply. Well, here is the anti climax. It was hardly earth shattering. He just kind of mumbled something like "happy Hannukah then" (looking suitably embarrassed, I like to think)and went on to the next segment.<BR><BR>But I did like Jerry's typically deadpan response. I am so sick of people assuming that everyone celebrates Christmas. My kids used to get really upset when they were younger and well-meaning strangers would ask them if they have been good little boys and what is Santa bringing them?
