Happy Chanukah
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Happy Chanukah
In celebration of the 4th night of Chanukah:<BR><BR>...for all those nice Jewish kids who don't get to hear Chanukah songs:<BR><BR>THE CHANUKAH SONG<BR><BR>Put on your yarmulke<BR>Here comes Chanukah<BR>So much funukah<BR>To celebrate Chanukah<BR>Chanukah IS the festival of lights<BR>Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights<BR><BR>When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree<BR>Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you & me<BR>David Lee Roth lights the menorah<BR>So do Kirk Douglas, James Caan & the late Dinah Shore-ah<BR><BR>Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli<BR>Bowser from Sha Na Na & Arthur Fonzerelli<BR>Paul Newman's 1/2 Jewish, Goldie Hawn's 1/2 too<BR>Put them together, what a fine-lookin' Jew<BR><BR>You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"<BR>'Cause you can spin the dreidel w/Captain Kirk & Mr. Spock - both Jewish<BR><BR>Put on your yarmulke<BR>It's time for Chanukah<BR>The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs<BR>Celebrates Chanukah<BR><BR>O.J. Simpson, not a jew<BR>But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew - he converted<BR>We got Ann Landers & her sister Dear Abby<BR>Harrison Ford's a 1/4 Jewish - not too shabby<BR><BR>Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is<BR>Well he's not, but guess who is<BR>All Three Stooges<BR>So many Jews are in showbiz<BR>Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is<BR><BR>Tell your friend Veronica<BR>It's time celebrate Chanukah<BR>I hope I get a harmonicah<BR>On this lovely, lovely Chanukah<BR>So drink your gin & tonicah<BR>And smoke your marijuanikah<BR>If you really, really wanukah<BR>Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah<BR><BR>Happy Chanukah<BR><BR>(and to give credit where credit is due)<BR>c1994 NBC Productions, Inc./Adam Sandler Music/Morton Music Pub./Battle Harbour Pub. (ASCAP)
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Dear Licht,<BR><BR>Glad you like the song. Always liked "Hello Muddah, Helloh Faddah" myself, especially since I attended a camp from h&ll myself. But I always thought Frank Sinatra sung that song. Silly me. By the way, are you related to MC Lyte? <BR><BR>Ah, but it IS a major holiday for some of us. And yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus (or Tinter Klaus). Will he ever get a new look?<BR><BR>Thanks, c, and a SAFE-REALLY HAPPY NEW YEAR~~~~~to you, too!<BR><BR>Susan, thanks for the update!<BR><BR>Mom, this song is available on one of Adam's cds (but we're just having fun, we're NOT advertising), if you wanted to send it to your son in Japan. Tell him I said "Hi!".<BR><BR>And tonight, we light (licht/Lyte) the 5th candle for Chanukah.
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If you really want to hear the song, you could listen to (& request) it from www.woxy.com an alternative music web radio station. <BR>BTW, they're mentioned in the movie "Rainman" (97X Bang! the future of rock 'n' roll).<BR>Happy Chanukah!!!! Merry Christmas!!!! Happy New Year!!!! Happy Holidays!!!!!
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To the real Adam, wherever he may be, thank you for that song. We really enjoy that one.<BR><BR>I think it is time to add a few verses to update that song.<BR><BR>I mean, how can you have a song about "Chanukah" without a "Monica" (Lewinsky). <BR><BR>Throw in Jerry Seinfeld so that Matt Lauer does not embarrass himself again on national TV by asking Jerry what he is getting his daughter for Christmas. (Jerry's answer, "Nothing. She's Jewish)<BR><BR>And so many more.