This is quite funny if you needed a laugh and it actually gets travel related toward the end (remember Caesarean)if you look for it. Anyone who has ever taught will appreciate these gems:

If you need a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam

Answers:

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!)
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one...)
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word " benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

My favorites are the five bowels and the Caesarean section.

Baldworth

"Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome."

How cute! A little future Fodorite. Her mind was just on her next vacation.

Hi baldworth, a fun Q&A's And L84sky, that was funny, a girl after our own hearts!

And how to keep milk from turning sour, that was precious baldworth.

So have you recovered from your trip to Europe and how is the school year starting out? Good and interested students I hope. Take care.

Thanks. I love starting the day laughing out loud.

Hello, teachers! Are you on the Fodorites as teachers list?
http://www.fodors.com/forums/threads...mp;tid=1280366

There are quite a few teachers on the forum!

(And thanks for the chuckle...)