Josser

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7853360.stm

I reckon that a red-blooded chav would run a mile before going on their hols with people called John, Sarah, James, Charlotte and Lucy ;-)

tomboy

Sorry, neither the title nor the body of the post intrigued me enough to click the hyperlink. Point lost, I guess. Can we spell ENNUI?

Apres_Londee

Even more facinating is the article link at the bottom of the page under Features, Views & Analysis:

"Why are we suddenly so obsessed with man boobs?"

Cholmondley_Warner

I'm not obsessed with moobs. I just accept them as a fact of life.

Should you wish to have a chav-filled holiday....

http://www.thomascook.com/brands/club-18-30/

Bitter

I've heard the term described, but probably do not have full appreciation, because I haven't experienced or witnessed the same. I do think this is hillarious, though.

Meanwhile, I'm thinking I will call my protagonist "Alistair McClean" should I ever write a spy novel.

Apres_Londee

>>>but probably do not have full appreciation, because I haven't experienced or witnessed the same<<<

Sorry, are you talking about chavs or man boobs?

Bitter

too funny! I was talking about Chaves, not moobs.

The latter I unfortunately did witness by scrolling too far down the article.

Cries_Van_Notebook

The one good thing about chavs on holiday is that you know who to go to if you want some "nose candy."

Or should I write "nose Candice"?

Thin

Cholmondley_Warner

So if you want Charlie - seek out a darren?

RM67

What the hell is a diploma in Life Skills?

cheryllj

Life skills must be what you have to excel in before you can study "performance coaching." Whatever that is. :rolleyes:

Apres_Londee

>>>What the hell is a diploma in Life Skills?<<<

It sounds like something one would be ordered to obtain by a judge, in lieu of jail time.

Cholmondley_Warner

It's the kind of crap someone called Candice would "study" at polyversity.

flanneruk

Candace is a Jordan clever enough to read the Daily Mail without letting you see her lips move.

Cholmondley_Warner

Jordan? She has her knockers it's true..

MissPrism

It's the kind of crap someone called Candice would "study" at polyversity.


Perhaps she could get her degree from this university

http://www.cynicalbastards.com/ubs/edegree.html

I rather fancy Business Management Strategy Co-ordination but Candice might like Hairdressing and Ecology

RM67

I'm going for 'Practical Tea-Making and Biscuit Procurement'!

Better get my CV updated pronto....

Lifeman

The problem here is that a Chav with moobs, sat chatting to Candice(with boobs like Jordan) about where to get Charlie would drive me mad.

Maybe I need more life skills!

Apres_Londee

It's spelt "skillz".