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Old Mar 4th, 2004 | 08:15 AM
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Airline Jokes

TAP - Take Another Plane
BOAC - Better on a Camel
NWA - ? etc
Got any? Please share.
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Old Mar 4th, 2004 | 09:08 AM
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DELTA- Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport
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Old Mar 4th, 2004 | 01:24 PM
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TWA - Try Walking Across
 
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TACA - Take A Chance Airlines

SAHSA - Stay At Home Stay Alive

QANTAS - Quite a Nasty Trip Any Survivors

QANTAS - Queers and Nymphomaniacs Training as Stewards (told to me by a gay Qantas steward so don't get all upset)

TTA (pre-Continental) - Tree Top Airlines (if you're as old as I am, then you'll remember how true that was)
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Old Mar 4th, 2004 | 02:54 PM
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THY (Turkish) They Hate You
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Old Mar 5th, 2004 | 09:55 AM
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NWA- Never Will Arrive
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Old Mar 6th, 2004 | 12:58 PM
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PAL-Plane Always Late
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Old Mar 8th, 2004 | 01:29 PM
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LIAT - Leave Island Any Time
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LIAT - Luggage In Another Terminal
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Old Mar 8th, 2004 | 02:59 PM
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USAir--Useless Air
United--Untied
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Old Mar 11th, 2004 | 08:00 AM
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Sabena - Such A Bad Experience Never Again
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Old Mar 11th, 2004 | 09:07 AM
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DELTA - DELayed Through Atlanta
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Old Mar 13th, 2004 | 10:06 AM
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America West - America Worst
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Old Mar 14th, 2004 | 05:52 AM
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also NORTHWEST - North Worsten
 
Old Mar 14th, 2004 | 12:54 PM
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Not a pun on an airline name acronym, but the funniest (and saddest) air acronym I ever came across. From pppruner.com (I think), airline employees (including those "serving" you in the air) refer to us, the passengers as SLF (Self Loading Freight)!

Ouch!
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Old Oct 21st, 2005 | 06:36 PM
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ttt
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Old Oct 22nd, 2005 | 01:07 PM
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Not a pun on the airline abbreviation, but I thought David Letterman had a funny one several years back:

(From a top ten list of Delta slogans)

#6. Delta - Your kids will love our slides!
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Old Oct 22nd, 2005 | 02:13 PM
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ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff, Always Late In Arrival
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005 | 05:46 AM
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AA: Should they serve drinks?
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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ELAL

Every liner always late

TWA - The worst airline
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Old Oct 23rd, 2005 | 10:54 AM
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British Airways.......British Ashtrays
Air France............Air Chance
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