Rules of the Sidewlak
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Rules of the Sidewlak
I have not posted this in years, but I am doing so now, because I want to give someone the opportunity to write that they like the streets of Zagreb better or that they once tripped on a crack in the street and will never return to NYC or they did not know there were rules.
For NY’ers and Tourists
• WALK TO THE RIGHT, even if you are English, from OZ, or a leftist.
• Do not stop short.
• Do not do pirouettes in the middle of the street when lost.
• Do not walk five across the street as if you are playing Ringo Leevio or Red Rover, Red Rover let Fred Come Over.
• Drink your coffee at the coffee shop. The street is not a cocktail party or your cubicle, so do not hold your drink in front of you.
Here is a real get real phone plan
SHUT UP!!! Now we know publicly how petty and inane you are privately.
• Take one ear bud and stick up your behind, so you will have stereo
• If you must take a call from The President or have a shuffle music emergency, why don’t you stand in the middle of the sidewalk to block traffic.
• Do not pace the sidewalk, you are not home in your jammies and slippers.
• Watch where you are going. You are on the phone, not us.
Just NY’ers
• Do not run, jog, or elbow your down the street between the walkers
• Do not ride your bike down the sidewalk. I know bikers think they are elevated live forms but pedestrians may disagree. And now it is illegal for anyone over the age of 12 to do so to ride on the sidewalk.
• Half the bikers do not know the rules, the other half ignore them. Let’s try and change that percentage.
• Sunday fathers-do not use your child’s stroller as a battering ram. If you are mad that you are divorced or stuck with the kids, take it on yourself not us.
• Dog walkers-try not to have the entire 20 foot lead extend across the sidewalk. Someone is going to step on your Chihuahua.
Tourists
• Look at the map either at the curb or next to a building not on a corner, the middle of the sidewalk, by garbage cans already blocking the street, or on the subway steps.
• If you must window shop do it by the windows and not from the middle of the sidewalk with binoculars.
• Jay-walking is a NYC sport. If you are going to wait for a light, get out of the way of those who want to break the law.
• If you are going to look up assign a designated seeing-eye tourist so others can pass.
For NY’ers and Tourists
• WALK TO THE RIGHT, even if you are English, from OZ, or a leftist.
• Do not stop short.
• Do not do pirouettes in the middle of the street when lost.
• Do not walk five across the street as if you are playing Ringo Leevio or Red Rover, Red Rover let Fred Come Over.
• Drink your coffee at the coffee shop. The street is not a cocktail party or your cubicle, so do not hold your drink in front of you.
Here is a real get real phone plan
SHUT UP!!! Now we know publicly how petty and inane you are privately.
• Take one ear bud and stick up your behind, so you will have stereo
• If you must take a call from The President or have a shuffle music emergency, why don’t you stand in the middle of the sidewalk to block traffic.
• Do not pace the sidewalk, you are not home in your jammies and slippers.
• Watch where you are going. You are on the phone, not us.
Just NY’ers
• Do not run, jog, or elbow your down the street between the walkers
• Do not ride your bike down the sidewalk. I know bikers think they are elevated live forms but pedestrians may disagree. And now it is illegal for anyone over the age of 12 to do so to ride on the sidewalk.
• Half the bikers do not know the rules, the other half ignore them. Let’s try and change that percentage.
• Sunday fathers-do not use your child’s stroller as a battering ram. If you are mad that you are divorced or stuck with the kids, take it on yourself not us.
• Dog walkers-try not to have the entire 20 foot lead extend across the sidewalk. Someone is going to step on your Chihuahua.
Tourists
• Look at the map either at the curb or next to a building not on a corner, the middle of the sidewalk, by garbage cans already blocking the street, or on the subway steps.
• If you must window shop do it by the windows and not from the middle of the sidewalk with binoculars.
• Jay-walking is a NYC sport. If you are going to wait for a light, get out of the way of those who want to break the law.
• If you are going to look up assign a designated seeing-eye tourist so others can pass.
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These are the really sad complaints of a man whom time has passed by. The anger here is palpable.
Don't drink coffee on the sidewalk? Don't talk on your phone? Don't jog? The natives of the city are in violation of these "rules" every day.
Sad.
Don't drink coffee on the sidewalk? Don't talk on your phone? Don't jog? The natives of the city are in violation of these "rules" every day.
Sad.
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This is very helpful. I've always wondered if it is easier to walk from upper to lower Manhatten (downhill?). Or perhaps my English is missing les nuances of upper/lower?
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Below 23rd Street, the island is basically flat. Above there are all sorts of hills and unexpected inclines but also many level streets as well. Thus I am not sure there is a consistent up or down hill route.
That is an interesting question that, I think, has never been posed before
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Below 23rd Street, the island is basically flat. Above there are all sorts of hills and unexpected inclines but also many level streets as well. Thus I am not sure there is a consistent up or down hill route.
That is an interesting question that, I think, has never been posed before
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Xcountry- it depends on many factors including temperature, wind speed, and dangerous squirrels, but most importantly whether you are headed to or from the bars.
I'm pretty sure that chihuahua is just waiting to take you out, imdonehere. The rhinestone collar, pink fleece jacket and retractable leash is just camouflage to lure you into coming close enough so it can rip your legs off and steal your lunch.
I'm pretty sure that chihuahua is just waiting to take you out, imdonehere. The rhinestone collar, pink fleece jacket and retractable leash is just camouflage to lure you into coming close enough so it can rip your legs off and steal your lunch.
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And that is one explanation for why it is called the Flatiron District. And across the street from the Flatiron Building is where the first two Madison Square Gardens were located. See it all ties in.
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And a rant is exactly what it is. If it weren't so vulgar, you could almost read nostalgia into it.
Can you guys who are "enjoying" it imagine a clueless tourist actually taking it seriously and behaving accordingly?
Can you guys who are "enjoying" it imagine a clueless tourist actually taking it seriously and behaving accordingly?
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<Do not walk five across the street as if you are playing Ringo Leevio or Red Rover, Red Rover let Fred Come Over.>
No one under the age of 70 has played these. I only know them from books.
<Drink your coffee at the coffee shop. The street is not a cocktail party or your cubicle, so do not hold your drink in front of you.>
Utterly, ridiculously outdated.
<Take one ear bud and stick up your behind, so you will have stereo>
Angry, ugly and inappropriate. Too stupid to be funny.
The stuff about Sunday fathers, dog walkers, window shoppers and tourists is too tiresome to bother rebutting.
This guy is the kind of New Yorker who gives New Yorkers a bad name.
No one under the age of 70 has played these. I only know them from books.
<Drink your coffee at the coffee shop. The street is not a cocktail party or your cubicle, so do not hold your drink in front of you.>
Utterly, ridiculously outdated.
<Take one ear bud and stick up your behind, so you will have stereo>
Angry, ugly and inappropriate. Too stupid to be funny.
The stuff about Sunday fathers, dog walkers, window shoppers and tourists is too tiresome to bother rebutting.
This guy is the kind of New Yorker who gives New Yorkers a bad name.
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I am not a NYer but I do live and work in small towns with walkable downtown areas. All of these rules apply to the sidewalk and the aisle of any supermarket. The list may seem offensive to some but they are all common sense. However, we all know that not everyone has common sense.
I have come to learn that unless you have been hit by a bike on the sidewalk or had your bag ripped off your arm by a passing bike, you might not understand why bikes do not belong on the sidewalk in congested areas. This is an ongoing battle in the town that I work in. City government does not want to post ordinance signs because "we don't want to discourage bike riding."
I have come to learn that unless you have been hit by a bike on the sidewalk or had your bag ripped off your arm by a passing bike, you might not understand why bikes do not belong on the sidewalk in congested areas. This is an ongoing battle in the town that I work in. City government does not want to post ordinance signs because "we don't want to discourage bike riding."
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I am hoping IMDonehere can explain what "Do not stop short" means. Do not stop short what?
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Stop short means stop suddenly. I did not realize it was a regionalism.
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Stop short means stop suddenly. I did not realize it was a regionalism.