** Can one feed the bears in Alaska?

If our igloo hotel starts to melt, do we don flotation gear, or just grab our ankles? Are there second story rooms, and can we swim in the iceberg pool without clothing and will we get frostbite on our jeweled areas? Will the maid change our cleats twice a day?

*When renting a sled dog, do we request automatic or can they be made to do 4WD type of exploring? What if the dog is not available-- can the agents upgrade us to a moose?

*Is snake repellant necessary? Do Alaskan snakes bite?

*When my kids meet the real Santa at the North Pole, would he mind having his photo taken as a memento, or is that considered a no no?

Great post question Miss Starrsy!! J.

Have you ever checked to see if the lifejacket was actually under your seat?

Can you wear the lifejacket during the flight and toot on the whistle so that the kiddies can be entertained during long flights?

Would you like me to pay for your trip to _______?

How uncomfortable is it really to have sex during the inflight movie?

I am dying here! These are hilarious!!!

Can you tell me where the buffalo petting area in Yellowstone is? The kids have never seen one up close.

What is the record for most money lost in Vegas?

I am going to try to break it.

MMS =D>

Would you guys stop it and let me go back to work? >

Sorry, Faina, we're all off [our rockers]. Maybe you need a time out. You are sounding far too sane to me!

Work? Who ever heard of such nonsense?

(Hey, that's two more questions that's never beens asked. Well, no, I forgot about the recent pay-my-way thread.)

Any tips to make certain I am pickpocketed in Paris? Because I wouldn't want to miss out on an authentic European experience.

mms....you are baaaaaaaad!

Can anybody recommend the worst area to stay at in San Francisco? My parents are coming to visit and since I don't really love them I want to put them up in the cheapest accomodations that I can find.

What restaurant can you recommend so that I get the absolute worst case of food poisoning?

Can anyone recommend a dirty hotel?

Where are the bed bugs hanging out these days?

Or....
Can you suggest an unromantic Bed and Breakfast for my boyfriend and me?

I am planning a memorable weekend for my SO. Can you recommend a great city in which I can dump him/her?

mms - Too funny. But it's not only Portland but also Carmel, Cambria, and other points in Central CA!!

saps-Love yours.

I sincerely apoligize for using that 4-letter W-word. I hope you all find forgiveness in your hearts and souls. [-o<

Where can I find a hotel that has no view? Better yet, a hotel with a view of the wall of the building next door?