Bill? WHERE'S Bill?

tsk tsk Bayou.. Socko was lucky and shared some Veueve Cliquot with a hoser who had been "stocking" him..

Do Tucks pads come with directions? Are they considered a liquid, or just a harmless diversion?

Are Depends really all that dependable?

Will the chemical reaction from a Tucks pad placed over a light application of Preparation H cause human combustion?

Thanks, anamaria!

How does it work that if someone disagrees with you on this board that makes you a liar and your family alcholic?

WHO let the dawgs out? who who who??

Has anyone tried BG's combo on purpose?

If I wear Depends over the previous chemical mixture, will the lack of oxygen to the affected area reduce any chance of human combustion?

Why is Mike's lemonade hard?

How do you know that was a lemon he was squeezing?

Some years ago my my wife's brother-in-law (distancing myself from this one)was sent to the stote to purchase his wife some Tucks. Upon ariving he forgot the name of the product. Recalling that it sounded like some formal attire he asked, "Do you sell Grads?"

jetset1, you had me laughing about "must you put your camel to bed?"

Would you be meaning the two-humped Bactrian variety?

http://www.enchantedlearning.com/sub...Bactrian.shtml

I have an ingrown toenail. It's hurts terribly bad and I can't put on any of my shoes. I need to lose a few pounds, but I can't exercise now because I can't wear shoes. I think they should let me walk on the treadmill barefoot. The sign at my health club says they won't let me enter if I have no shirt and no shoes. I will wear a shirt, but I like clothing optional clubs better. Which road do I take to get to the Brooklyn Bridge?

Bear900, I'm just shocked

had my bb pumped and locked

when you post, I never know

just don't mention camel toe

I'm really very shy you see

but other posters pressure me

to say these things right here online

and this is without any wine

you may not even really care

but honestly, I have great hair!

I'd scan myself and have to stop

remembering the darn dunlop

which hangs below around my feet

today it's hidden by a sheet

of baby blue just like a pool

and sometimes taken by Raoul

he's my trainer standing by

suggesting moves for me to try

hmm, this one's different I must say

but I will do it anyway

upside down, I'm typing with my feet

this feather tickling is quite neat

thanks again bear, for your note

and forget about what I just wrote.

http://www.beyondmoseying.com/Treadmill-Funny.html

Here ya go! -

LMAO jetset1! okayyy...

Off for a dunk in the pool to cool off!

bear900 - that's a keeper! Absolutely hilarious. Love the Iron Man!

bear900, rats! dagnam computer won't let me open your link~ no matter, it's time to get my steroid shots J.

Ya know jetters.....I think most of your stuff goes WAY over the heads of a lot of good folks here. Now why does that scare me? amp;