Zzyzx, California

north augusta, sc isnt so weird. many communities expand into neighboring states:

texarkana, ar/tx

kansas city, mo/ks

chicago, il/east chicago,in

I live in Manayunk, PA, just a few miles from Bala Cynwyd. Bala Cynwyd smells, but it really isn't that weird.

truth or consequences, don't remember state. it was a pkg rcv'd from there.

Condom, France

Well, it's not the U.S. But since we've heard about Austria & France, my home province of Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) has:
Bareneed
Heart's Content
Seldom
Little Seldom (!)
Herring Neck
Joe Batt's Arm
Come-by-Chance
Too Good Arm
and, of course, (please don't visit & steal their sign--they've replaced it enough)
Dildo

Cumming and Climax in Georgia (two towns/ two names)

Blow Me Down, Newfoundland, Canada
Booger Holler, AR
Climax, MI
Crackpot, England
Cut and Shoot TX
Deadhorse, Alaska
Dead Woman Crossing, WY
Ding Dong, TX
Hell, MI
Hot Coffee, MS
Knockemstiff, OH
Lizard Lick, NC
Monkey's Elbow, KY
Weeping Mary, TX
Zigzag, OR

Looneyville, TX
Truth or Consequences, NM

To start up Joe Batts arm picked up his hot coffee and scratch his herring neck. He couldn’t figure out why there was such a hoop a holler over Bala Cynwyd. Drinking his coffee and scratching his gay head, he was still monkey eyebrowed over the big beaver spread eagled chick from Texarkana he met at disco. Knowing this was a come-by-chance he made a big tussle. With his bareneed to climax, he called his friend, Dil, “Do I bring a condom for intercourse?” Dil answered Joe, “Seldom, you bumpass idiot. She’s a big ugly toad sucks lake!”

Feeling like a burnt corn in a mexican hat, Joe decided he wasn’t going to live in satan’s kingdom tonight. It was humptulips in three legs town baby!

Back at the disco the following night, he turned to his friend Dil, “Do I smackover the big beaver?” “Go ahead, Joe” his friend said. So Joe turned to the big beaver with a hi hat, “Cut and shoot, hoho kus”. Before he could blink, she gave him cat elbow corner muleshoe south of the border. Getting up and feeling like hell, he said to Dil, “Do-od, she’s a bad axe, come on let’s go, this place is f#cking boring.”

Leaving the booger holler and looking like a deadhorse, there she was bird in hand. “My name is Bala Cynwyd.” She said. He offered his too good arm and to his heart’s content, he felt like a weeping mary.







There was just no way to be clean with you guys/gals…

French Lick, IN

Two Egg, FL (no, really! In the Panhandle...)