Kal

I think all of the politicians and bureaucrats who think up these sayings should be MAKING the plates, not naming them!

Oops..Politics. I forgot I've sworn off of them for Lent. O

Gardyloo

Our Canadian neighbors shouldn't miss out on the levity too. Some suggestions...?

BC - Almost China!
Alberta - Oil! We Got Oil!
Saskatchewan - Not Nowhere, But Near!
Manitoba - Big Bugs, Big Hugs
Ontario - English Spoken Here. Sort Of.
Quebec - Hockey et Poutine - Qui Pourrait Vouloir Plus?
New Brunswick - Poverty is Picturesque
Prince Edward Island - Here! Here We Are!
Nova Scotia - Póg Mo Thóin!
Newfoundland - A Half-Hour Ahead!
Yukon - Strange Things are Done
NWT - Smaller than Before, but Still Cold as Hell
Nunavut - Haven't Heard of Us? Fine!

Don

Wisconsin--Come Smell Our Dairy Air

New Hampshire--Live Free or Die (Not Including the Inmates Pressing These Plates)

cyberUK

Come smell our Dairy Air? LOL Don, thanks

Tansy

Texas: We Is Not As Dumb As You Think We Is

Nevada: We Got Whores

California: We Don't Know What We're Doing, Either

Idaho: What's A Black Person?

Washington: Have Signs, Will Protest

Connecticut: The Nation's Speed Trap

New Mexico: We're Eclectic!

Hawaii: Tourists -- Can't Live With 'em, Can't Live Without 'em

4khansen

Iowa -- where being pork queen is an honor

juinmi

Wisconsin: Illinois' state park

Patrick

Oregon: Lost in the Sixties.
Ohio: Birthplace of deviation.
Florida: State is an age of mind.

Marilyn

Oh you guys, this is SUCH a funny thread!

Binthair

California/Texas, heck any state in the U.S.: Give us your rich huddled masses for a change
Florida: Tomorrow's Atlantis
Florida: Where molehills are mountains
Idaho: No, Udaho
New Mexico: Duh!
Massachusetts: Taxes not Texas.

BrimhamRocks

How about

New Mexico: Um, yes, we ARE one of the 50 states!

(That's aimed at the US Postal worker who told me New Mexico wasn't a state!)

fairfax

...And the New Mexico license has USA written on it, just so you know it's really one of the united states.

Loki

CT - Where everyone is a "Native American"
PA - Pennsyltuckey
NJ - Armpit of America
TX - We put the EX in execution
WA - We're cooler than you because we invented coffee
MN - Norway West, Ja?
CA - Total Recall
NV - Whoredom, not boredom.

fdecarlo

<Idaho: No, Udaho>

Ok, now *that's* funny!

hauntedheadnc

Seeing all the mentions of North Carolina's cancer industry, I thought I'd come up with a few more to illustrate this multifaceted state's other aspects...

North Carolina: Where you'll retire when you get sick of Florida.

North Carolina: Pennsylvania's Vacation Wonderland!

North Carolina: We pretend not to notice our neighbor to the south.

North Carolina: You'll never see US getting wiped out by vicious aliens or what have you in the movies, no sirree!

North Carolina: Charlotte thanks you for banking.

North Carolina: We just make the donuts -- we don't make you eat 'em, so don't blame us because your butt is the size of a military life raft.

ARKANSASNURSE

I was resentful of the references to Arkansas, dumb and dumber and all, but then I thought of the people I work with and well,ok, ya'll's right!! So I wanna play:

Arkansas: Yeh, but she's my 2nd cousin.
Arkansas: I'm my own Grandpa!!
Arkansas: How do you define "sexual relations"?
Arkansas: Cotton Bowl USA
Arkansas: Rednecks/ Sh**kickers R US

BTW I am a displaced NYer!!

Marilyn

ARNURSE -- LOL at "I'm my own Grandpa." Thanks for the morning chuckle!