Never go on trips with anyone you do not love.
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Was it Bill Cosby who countered that one? He said something like :
My mother always insists that I am to wear clean underwear because you never know when you'll be in an accident. But if you are in an accident who's gonna know that the underwear was clean? "Was" because first you say it and then you do it!
My mother always insists that I am to wear clean underwear because you never know when you'll be in an accident. But if you are in an accident who's gonna know that the underwear was clean? "Was" because first you say it and then you do it!
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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”
Mark Twain
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Kal - OMG - you made me think of another one:
"Next time we go somewhere, we're going to leave you kids at home!!!
LOL - I actually always wished they would so I wouldn't have to spend all that time in the backseat with my brothers, but they always forgot that they promised me.
"Next time we go somewhere, we're going to leave you kids at home!!!
LOL - I actually always wished they would so I wouldn't have to spend all that time in the backseat with my brothers, but they always forgot that they promised me.
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cchow,
I always thought if we stop the car I could go tinkle (it was a tinkle back then...now that I've grown it's a "tunkle"
The other oft used saying was "Can't stop now...making good time"!amp;
I always thought if we stop the car I could go tinkle (it was a tinkle back then...now that I've grown it's a "tunkle"
The other oft used saying was "Can't stop now...making good time"!amp;
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Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. ~Elizabeth Drew
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. ~St. Augustine
I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. ~Robert Louis Stevenson
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page. ~St. Augustine
I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. ~Robert Louis Stevenson