Merry christmas! Be sure to look for that classic film, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, with a young Pia Zadora! (No JOKE! It is from the 60s and is such a truly awful film that you will enjoy watching it!)

we had a first snowstorm of the season here this past week. come one come all.

mars needs women!!

Let's not forget that Ed Wood classic, Plan Nine from Outer Space! The Martian threat continues!

Wow, thank heavens (so to speak) that Bebe Rebozo mentioned the asbestos or it might have gotten lost in all this verbidge. Way to go, pubic service, Bebe. But what was PDQ doing near the Space Needle, anyway? Actually there were two PDQs but one had "Andrew" inscribed on a MedicAlert bracelet.
Anyway, I really AM Bob.

And seriously, folks, what was the name of the flick featuring alien brains+spinal cords that attacked humans on the back of the neck. All I remember is that they sounded like someone eating cornflakes when they "walked."

I feel that it's my on going civic duty to keep my fellow earthlings up to date on crime on southern Mars so that you know what you're getting into if you attempt a visit.
LATE BREAKING NEWS----
Details are sketchy but at least 5 were shot and killed at a asbestos infested Radisson hotel located in Tampex on the southwestern coast of Mars.It is believed that the shooting was the work of recent hispanic immigrants who are rapidly taking control of southern Mars(not that there's anything wrong with that).On a more positive note,at least the shooting victims were spared the anguish and worry of asbestos exposure.

I have bad news to report I'm afraid. Due to the threat of intergalactic terrorism. The Mars 2000 celebration has been cancelled.

That is all...but Mars still needs women!

Zog has spoken.

And you wondered what happened to the NSA computers?! Asbestos!

Good one, Popup! Loved your comment!

oF COURSE IT IS, IT'S TOO HIGH IN SUGAR!

One more time!

Do you think NASA is ready for the truth?
We all know it's out there, as well as in here.

>)

Are there French people on MArs? If so, I ain't goin...

I bet the subway operators aren't rude.

Mars is so yesterday. Full of Eurotrash and fanny pack wearing tourists.

Jupiter is the really hip now happening place.

Southwest Airlines annouced that they are beginning NON-stop service from BWI to Mars/Venus International (MVI) beginning this summer. No meals during the 20 day flight though but plenty of singing.

How in the heck did anyone find this post?

It's so . . . nineties!

Doing a search on fodors travel talk is second to none.

JetBlue will offer the first West Coast-Mars nonstop through their Long Beach hub. DirecTV will offer reruns of Suzanne Sommer's sitcom "She's the Sheriff" at every seat.

Have to agree-- Mars is pretty tired. Only forty Starbucks, sixteen Gaps and one Emeril restaurant.

Can anyone find the ole "Monkey" thread?

Or is that secretly stashed away in Danny's safe until he writes his book on "travel"?

John Kerry recently spotted campaigning on Mars and has wife still was not well received.