this is amanda, i am back. The reason that i took so long to return is because the servants that harvest our 9 million acre zanzibarian vineyard died of the plague and i was left to harvest the grapes of wrath all alone..and my husband could not help because his ferrari broke down on the curved highway that leads to our hilltop moorish villa, but not to worry, i shall pick him up in our helicopter parked on the roof. all of your suggestions have been so Elpful and my father-in-law, Bill Gates will see to it that you are all compensated handsomely. well, its off to the vineyard where my houseguests, oprah winfrey and pope john paul II ( ever heard of them) are waiting for me to give them a tour while riding our championship arabian horses.
ISNT IT SAD HOW SOME PEOPLE INVENT THIS IMAGE OF THEMSELVES JUST TO IMPRESS OTHERS. -Amado in Oakland, CA

It's easy to be polite in America. Women should be naked and blow any guy that asks.

Not all women should be naked.

So, reviewing the bids, I'm not clear on whether I wasted my time or not ... I suppose that's probably my usual raection on Fodor's US these days. If Amanada is coming, and I hope she is, then I wish her welcome. But I must say it really is more interesting, satisfying on the European, Asian, etc. postings. Have a good day, and ciao.

L, you are part of the problem on all of the forums. Fora.

Now, Exxexx, or Fora, that was kinda unkind. And untrue, or at least I like to think so. Have a nice day, and ciao.

hello.

the reason i have not posted in some time is because like most people i have have a job and a life!!!! i do not sit at my computer and wait at this forum for replies to my post. i appreciate those who have given me advice. but to those who have sat there and called me a "troll" i just have to, as we say in Tanzania, "get a life!" ( of course it is in Swahilli) over the weekend i did post quite a few times but that was only because i was in a very boring meeting and on an airplane coming to and from japan. i still could use any helpful ideas. note to "pris" that one post about the dresses was very funny.

thank you
amanda

Don't worry about propiety Amanda, the Kennedy's never have.

Amanda,
Good lying is done subtly. Your approach is very sloppy, dare I say, a shame to our net genre. Lying on the net, or reinventing ones life as we in the net lying industry prefer to call it, takes a lot of practice, but being one of the charter members of the club, I offer you some advice on the house.My pearl of wisdom to you, dear, sweet Amanda is that you try not mention recent "trips" to more than 3 continents within the last 2 weeks, its quite basic. And one more free tip, Upper East Manhattan?, Marthas Vineyard? TOO DIRECT, the way to come off believable is to say that your traveling to New York and your husband tells you that his parents live east of Central Park, we then being the travelers that we are will automatically figure out that its the Upper East Side. Were it true that you just got back from a " business trip" to "japan", you dont just come right out and say it, no matter how delicous the lie sounds in your head, people are smarter than that, and on this website, trickery is best left to the pros, so I suggest you turn off your computer and clean up your room or something, and then come back to Fodordom re-incarnated as the long lost Princess of some obscure european river valley. You know, the valley next to the forest of Baron Armstrong Wong.
Hugs and Kisses,
Elizabeth II,
Queen of England

get a life queen!!! how do you know if she is lying or not? i myself have been to two diffrent contenents in the past week and to about 10 diff. countries. so get a life she is just fine!
J

Look Amanda, Jonathan, George W, whoever your going to return as next( WINK). Maybe you should go help set the table for dinner and help your mom in the kitchen instead of trying to come up with all these new personalities. But I do give you points for multiple personalities-keep up the good work.
Smooches,
Jesse the Body Ventura
AKA Former Queen

okay let me get this straight i am amanda too. wow i am more talented than i thought!!! and you said i can be the prez. too? you are nice!!! just go get laid! and amanda sorry about this, you will do fine. not all americans are this bitchy.
johnathan

So, Amanda, how about a thoughtful response in French, your native language?? Or tell us "get a life" in Swahili--be careful there are those of us out here who will know if you're speaking correctly. Otherwise, follow the instructions above and help your mom set the table for dinner. In short, it's a dead horse, leave it alone.

You people who fell for this weak troll post ought to be embarrassed and ashamed.
Especially you "xxx", lambasting those who figured this one out from the beginning.
Feeling a little sheepish now?

Want some more proof that this is a troll post? What imbecile (with a PhD no less) doesn't know how to spell the native language in their home? ("Swahilli"...uh uh...it's Swahili).
And one week she lives in Zanzibar, the next Tanzania.
And one week she can barely write in English (though she supposedly wrote a doctoral thesis at Oxford in English...yeah right, puhllleaaasse!) and the next she's using US catch phrases like 'get a life'....a phrase totally out of character from previous writings.

To those who are still buying off on this nonsense: please write to me. I'm collecting money for an IPO for my new company Fools'R'Us.com

trollbait and liar2liar seem to need new hobbies and/or a job - how long have you two now spent attempting to prove amanda is an imposter and that you will not be fooled? this is bordering on ridiculous. no, wait, you two stepped over the line into bizarre about two days ago...let this thread die already! aack! i can't believe i've been dragged into this absurdity!

Like getajob I can't believe I'm in this but I must say amanda is fooling no one when she said that someone's inlaws must be "laid back" how colloquial. Also she suddenly moved from Zanzibar to Tanzania? What's with that? Let's cut her loose and find something else to do. Don't make me come back!

ummmmm zanzibar is in Tanzinia people.
gotcha

Yeah that's like me going on and on about my ranch in CA and then suddenly saying I was returning to the US. Not likely. Amanda's last post was so totally different from that fake original post that it's just laughable.

Excuse me Getanosejob, Liar2Liar has only posted 2 responses to our damsel in distress, the dainty " Amanda" from Zanzibar. Besides, He/She is the real sap in need of a life.

I had a good time reading all the posts... Amanda, you were sooo busted!