Hello all

My wife and I (she's 30, I'm 34) and out two sons (14 and 17) are looking for some "wierd" fun while we are in Las Vegas....Anyone know of any good houses of ill-repute that would entertain an entire family and also would provide towels and "clean-up" time afterwards?

Thanks so much!!!!

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on, my.

Hey, check out the child bride ... is my new math any good, or does it look like she was 13 ... is that legal? Maybe in Big Jack's state ... a state of severe looniness. Ever heard of handywipes? Ciao

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My son (the seventeen year old) is from one of my other wives, not from my 30 year old wife.
I'm not bringing my other wives on this trip because I'm trying to get Susie pregnant for the first time. We just got married last spring. So the other wives will be minding the ranch back in Utah.
My sons need to get "broken in right" and we figure the best way is professionlly, when we can all be together. You know what they say, the family that lays together stays together. And I want my sons growing up on our ranch with all their wives and kids raised along with all their moms and half moms and aunts and half aunts.
We're all very close, if you know what I mean.
Chicken Ranch, anyone know? Are they good for family fun there?

Actually, you may wish to research New Yorker Magazine ... a sociologist did a piece on the Chicken Ranch. True. Kinda depressing, but in keeping with your perceived family values. I thought the piece on this same subject you wrote six weeks ago was at least original ... well, in the narrow confines of your mind. This new one is stale. Ciao

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L, I did the math too when this first posted. Knew no good would come of a response and now look! Yulk!!!

So no one knows nothing about the cat houses in Nevada?
Man, those gay guys ask for help about Utah hotels and people write back downhome advice, but someone with a nontraditional family arrangement writes in and all he gets is flames and cold shoulders.
I get enough of that &%$@* here in Utah. Which is why we have the internet here at the ranch.
What ever happened to land of the free?

Excuse me. I think I have to barf.

YOU MUST BE GAY.

No, you should be shot.