OWJ, TOOOO funny! Another mystery solved!

So that is muffin, flying across the moon! Thank you darlin OWJ, you have not only solved the mystery but outed muffin! LOL
Is muffin now discussing this dilemma of hers with Ziana?
2400 miles? That could be right if she is indeed circling the globe

Muffin flying to Aruba in her leather outfit!!!!

Too funny. And OWJ, aren't you clever. LOL

talcum powder...of course you'll leave white poofs everywhere you walk....LOL

Best muffin thread ever.

I don't think it's possible to frighten muffin off. One of muffin's very best qualities is her eternal good nature. You've got to admit she's a good sport. *smooch* to you, muff!

Too funny, thanks for the great laughs folks! Kept me entertained between handing out candy to little beggars.

I thought every good cook knew this: you always have to grease your muffin pan(t)s before you bake in them!

Oh, Elizabeth, that's the best one yet!

Muff dear~two things. Are you quite certain you've gotten the right size? It's possible you've gotten a wee bit of "spread" and not really accepting the fact.

And, I'm no expert at this but I think if you consider tipping the pilot he or she might be able to fly the plane in such as way as to allow you prance with nary a squeak.

OWJ, thank you, the mystery is solved, so this IS the flying muffin on the fodor's logo! From now on I will always laugh logging in.

Elizabeth, this is soooo funny, and I agree, every kook should know.

Where is Muffin and the evil twin Muffin Eater? Are all dozen rascals behind these nicknames back to school?

how I missed this wonderful thread the first time I don't know, but thanks for reposting it Faina!

Last I heard from Muffin, she'd changed her plans from Aruba to Cancun...maybe she's squeakily whipping off there as we speak! Happy travels, Muffin!

I need my muff, we are expecting a blizzard tonight.

A classic read!

I miss Muffin!

Me, too! Perhaps she's in an airplane bathroom somewhere stuck in an unsuccessful leather pant yoga position. Where in the world is Muffin?!?

AnnMarie_C

Perhaps she met some marvelous man (or woman) on her adventures and she is being fed grapes by her beloved on a tropical beach, while under a parasol in her leather pants.

Last I heard, she was visiting DC- I htink this was last spring or last summer. I live near DC and thought I might see her in the Washigton Post at that time...but no such luck.

MUFFIN!!! where are you?